Dirty unwashed ass

[Sniffademskidz]

"Just had a dump!?

Don't even think about washing your dirty smelly arsehole in the stream when I've got a tongue that can get into every nook and cranny!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Which of these Mormonboyz is going to get his arse sniffed by the President!

Well if it.were down to me I'd go for the gormless looking geezer on the far left followed by the nerdy guy in glasses!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That edible VPL belongs to 37 year old Argentinian footballer Angel di Maria aptly born on Valentine's Day!

Well Angel if that is a foretaste of the angelic visions i can expect in Heaven what else can i say except:

"Beam me up Gabriel!"

 

[Luvz2eatass]

A house on my block is being gutted and totally redesigned and crews have been working days and some evenings..Last Wed night I walked over to see the progress and met one of the sub contractors general laborer. Mid 40's, a bit stocky but not fat by any means, all American Midwest farmers boy looks. The other two guys with him said they were finished and he walked out with them and I heard them drive off..He came back in and stayed he was glad those two had left as now he could hit the pipe. Asked if I wanted a hit and I said nah' I'm ok..he walked down the makeshift stairs that were temporarily installed to go down into the basement. Told me to follow if I was interested in seeing the progress with the newly redesigned downstairs as they were installing the final drywall etc. Not installed yet was the new lighting si ust a couple of work lights had been hung to provide lighting. Only one was turned on so the entire downstairs was so dimly lit most of it was pretty dark. He hit his pipe 7 or 8 times, not sure what he was enjoying and didn't ask but I could well see he was getting very self medicated. We .made small talk as he briefly showed me the changed that we're being made. I noticed that he kept putting his left hand down into his crotch area briefly giving what appeared to be his junk a good through squeeze. Pretending not to notice I had aimed my gaze at his upper hairy crack which was showing through a rip in the seam area which had formed a triangular hole about four inches long and 4/5 inches from the side of the rip to the bottom which forced a flap opening outwards. It was ripped open wide enough that I could easily see the hair in his asscrack and as thr rip was at a place just over his asshole which you saw as a dark mass of hair. Every minute or so he would pull his hand out from the front on his stained, dirty and ragged chinos, (btw no underwear) and reach behind and shoved a couple of fingers through the hole and dig around what looked liked slightly into his assholes and "sorry but I'm sweaty and not showered in two days and I must smell bad". I gave a chuckle and said "it's your ass, scratch all you want. He then told me to hold tight as he'd be right back and moved towards the temporary steps then slowly went up and I could sweat he had his cock out as I saw a flash of nutsack as he stepped up and off the topmost step, legs wide and crotch area easily visible from below..yep his cock and balls had been pushed out through another rip just to one side of his zipper and down towards his inner thigh. He returned shortly and said he went to lock the doors and unplug the work lights. I noticed immediately his chinos had been unbuttoned but not unzipped and was sporting a raging hard on visible under the rip in the front..I stared at it as he climbed down and this time decided to test the water! I said that ever was in that pipe must be good for that to be excited. He grinned and said fuck yeah dude. makes my dick hard my balls tingle and always horny as shit.. responded with a comment saying his girlfriend or wife must like it when he was "medicated'. said he didn't have or want either as he worked too much to even care. Said he didn't need a bitch to lick his ass or suck his dick but he did fucking loved getting high as it made agreeable to more creative activities. We both laughed and I asked him what more agreeable or more creative meant. He looked at me with a hint of uncertainty and said the best blow jobs he had ever had weren't from chick's but some other guys. He immediately self corrected by stating, (of course) he wasn't gay or anything but his medication dulled the line and would pretty much do anything as long as the orher person was discreet and into what he wanted. I jumped at the chance and asked him what he wanted or liked the best. He then grinned, took another long deep hit off his pipe and asked, "let's go into that corner room' still unfinished and no lights. He went quickly and I followed slowly as to allow him in completely before I went in. As I walked into the room a small flashlight had been turned on, he shut the door and as my eyes started to adjust to the very dim light I could see he had stripped his chinos off and had put one leg up onto a sawhorse, legs spread wide and bent over slightly and said, "I want my ripe sweaty ass eaten put deep and slow and I hope you ain't offended as I am sure it's riper than a 10 day old banana.

Second part in an additional reply

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you two lads would like to get down and dirty during the lunch break I'll happily hold your pants and socks for you while you get stuck in!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Today we are going to do a little bit of role play!

As you know we normally send you Mormonboys out in pairs but if you have to go alone and are invited into a house where the householder tries to "spread your legs"while "you're spreading the word" i wanna give you some tips!

Now i'll be playing the part of the horny householder boys...
Cum forward elders and let me give you my tips!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Need to ditch your mate in pink so I can find a nice quiet place to lick the shit out of your arse!

One good tongue deserves another!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Fucking Hell!

What a smell!

There's gonna be one almighty rush to get hold of those dirty smelly shit stained lycra shorts when he steps out of them and hits the showers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"You need to learn the art of dacking!

Whip the shorts down from behind and stick your nose up his arse before he knows what's going on!

The element of surprise is all important!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Get your smelly arse off those railings and onto my face right now you little cunt.....if you want to keep your job!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Don't be shy boys!

You're auditioning for a new escort service:

"SMELLY SHITTERS FOR CREEPY CRITTERS!"

So drop your Calvins, bend over and show us those little stinkers!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Who'll give me ten quid to sniff that arse!?
Do i hear twenty!?

Dig deep gentlemen and remember that all the money raised today will be going to relieve hardship in the world's troublespots!

So you see there is a spirit of altruism even in big business!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The best part of any snooker game is when you cum to pot the brown!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's customary to have the cigarette AFTER the shag but heyho!

Keep your socks on but just pass me your skidded skuns!

Sniffing the skids on the seat of a guy's Calvins seems to give me an extra inch to my erection and I can't think that you're going to complain about that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

British chavs- priceless!

For everything else there's Mastercard!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you want a good politically incorrect belly laugh you can do no better than "Fackham Hall" starring the beautiful 27 year old Ben Radcliffe and his tasty shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's nothing like ploughing your way through a jungle especially if that jungle lies between the cheeks of a sexy stud's arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dennis Dillon needs some serious drillin'!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Remember how it took one kiss to wake up Sleeping Beauty!?

Well it'll take more than a kiss to wake up this little bugger covered in cobwebs!

A deep rimjob should do the trick!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's actually more than one bush to be penetrated in that photo!