Do BJ's get you off?

[GL]

oooooh
well let the countdown begin

excellent!

i'll start marking the days off the calendar.

 

[martin6]

i don't always cum from bj's - it's kind of frustrating i usually have to jerk off to finish. there's way too much start and stop involved, and when he does get me close - i lose it. they can get boring too to be honest...but whatev, it still feels good

i must say that i do enjoy giving

I know of a BJ that can get me off.

 

[cm98059]

The key word is good. Yes, a good BJ does get me off. Unfortunately, a good BJ is hard to find. Someone mentioned 69ing. 69ing doesn't do much for me either, because if the other guy knows what he is doing, I forget what I'm supposed to be doing and just enjoy what he's doing, and the rest of the time, I start to fall asleep.

To complicate this thread, has anyone ever experienced a BJ so bad that they actually fell asleep during it?

 

[TickTockMan]

has anyone ever experienced a BJ so bad that they actually fell asleep during it?

With every BJ I have had, I have came close to falling asleep during it. I find them to be incredibly boring unless I am the one giving it.

 

[caligula]

has anyone ever experienced a BJ so bad that they actually fell asleep during it?

You bet your sweet bibby, cm98059. And no, I don't mean that half-arsed blowie you gave me in the airport bogs that time either. While I was certainly pickled and very badly jetlagged, I did NOT fall asleep on you. I only gave the appearance of snoozing in the hope of nicking your duty-free.


The one time I really did fall asleep was when Moe-Moe and I appeared at a Domestic Violence Awareness night at our local community centre.

In the name of giving the crowd a laugh we dressed up as Chris Brown and Rhianna. And just to give some added authenticity to our performance I laid into Moe-Moe with a series of backhanders when she smeared her slimy digits on my phone.

The sheer exertion of our colourful show left me not only insensible but anybody's. When I came to, the 'Umbrella' remix was long over and I had rather a lot more slime on my nethers.

Extending the performance, and giving an Oscar-worthy portrayal of the Jamaican punching bag, little Moe-Moe had given me a broken-toothed blowie while I slept, 'weeping' to the crowd that she hoped it would 'make things alright again'.

A thespian to my back teeth, I then leapt to my feet and gave her a week's worth of backhanders just to 'teach her self-esteem'.

The crowd loved it!

We've been asked to come back as Madonna and Guy for the upcoming Sexuality & the Disabled Awareness night.

 

[JUB Fan]

I love the feeling from a good bj (who doesn't?), but I rarely get off from one. Generally the guy giving me one will end up stopping a good bj and going for the lube and a hand job, which at that point it doesn't take me long to shoot a load with all that lube and friction.

 

[caligula]

I can't wait to show up next week as Madonna.

Tee hee hee!

Just make sure your pussy's got a whip in it!

I'll be all ready to blame you for using kabbala to curse every last one of my creative endeavours, and then you can give me a gap-toothed blowie with your legs behind your ears and I'll forget the words 'hot' and 'director' were ever used to describe me in the first place.

It'll be so true to life they'll be looking around for Lourdes rifling through her mother's purse!

(Don't forget to reply 'I don't give a shit' when they ask you where little David is!)

xxxxxx

 

[cm98059]

You bet your sweet bibby, cm98059. And no, I don't mean that half-arsed blowie you gave me in the airport bogs that time either. While I was certainly pickled and very badly jetlagged, I did NOT fall asleep on you. I only gave the appearance of snoozing in the hope of nicking your duty-free.

My dear, I believe that I remember the incident you were mentioning, but you'll have to remind me, were you the one that looked like Cyndi Lauper, Hedda Lettuce, Dame Edna or Boy George? But I must admit that I really wasn't putting much effort into the job, Unfortunately I couldn't do my best job with SO LITTLE to work with.

 

[caligula]

Hedda Lettuce

Hedda Lettuce! Laugh out loud!

She's not a girl I've heard of but that's a brilliant drag name, CM.

It's up there with Bertha Vanation and Fuchsia Shock.

xxxxx

 

[TickTockMan]

Then maybe I have just never had someone that knew what they were doing.

 

[vash750]

If it is done right, I will deliver.

 

[theworldwithout]

Yes usually, but there have been times I've run into a guy that just can't give very good head.

 

[tomind]

I have only been with a few guys in the past that could get me to finish after a BJ and when they do it felt incredible.

 

[NineOfClubs]

Not my favorite way.

But, with the right guy, in the right place and time, sure!