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I doubt there's a correlation between size of buttocks and loudness of farts. Maybe there's a PhD in it for someone at one of the less distinguished universities.
I was at the railway station the other day and saw a woman with probably the fattest arse I've ever seen and wearing the tightest jeans too. Absolutely gross. The only positive is that the gravitational pull from such a massive body must surely prevent the sound waves from any fart from escaping.
