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Do u know how to seduce a mailman :P

soulseeker

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My mailman is hunky, hairy, masc, and super handsome. Any strategists*|*? :P
 
Come to the door wearing nothing but stamps on your nipples.
 
I am thinking more like putting some naughty signs within my mailbox like I luv a man in uniform or why don't u cum inside? XD something like that.
 
I am thinking more like putting some naughty signs within my mailbox like I luv a man in uniform or why don't u cum inside? XD something like that.
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Yup.

Sounds totally sleazy and ick making to me.
 
Stand at the door naked and jerk off as you wait for him to arrive, but don't cum. When he shows up, open the door and shoot all over him and tell him, "Special delivery. Please return to sender."
 
huntneo said:
I remember when I was about 10 years old, we had a super cute mailman who delivered in our neighborhood. I was barely old enough to understand what I wanted to do to him, but I remember during the summers--I would rush to the door to pick up the mail every time I saw him coming.

He was a blond haired, green-eyed Scandinavian god. :drool:


You can try him, soulseeker--but remember...since he's working, you may not get the response you desire. If I were you , I'd just give him my phone number, tell him my name, and that I would like to chat sometime...when he's off the clock. :D
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Ohhh! Off the cLock......right. Where are my glasses, anyway? :D

Hmm. I dunno. That's a hard one, soulseeker. (which isn't helping I know)
 
Uhhhh Mr. Mailman, why u have to be so sexy to complicate my life?:cry::cry::cry::cry: Maho XD.
 
Lol.

I went out a couple of times with a local mailman...Hairy, great legs, a bit too quiet, and a total top...which was not what I was looking for.


I bought my postal worker a beer---but he was off duty at a nearby bar...I guess smile at yours and make a bit of small talk and see if there is anything there----ask him out for a drink when he gets off. :D
 
whatever you do, do it soon, because they change shifts in a 4-6 month frame(at least they do around here, not sure about other states) and the day you finally build up the nerve to do something you'll see Linda, the big blonde butch lesbian delivering your mail.
 
Find a mailman fetish porn site and get them to send you something in the mail. When the mailman arrives run out to him and find the mailman fetish magazine he gives you and when he sees it he will probably get the idea.
 
seandacari said:
whatever you do, do it soon, because they change shifts in a 4-6 month frame(at least they do around here, not sure about other states) and the day you finally build up the nerve to do something you'll see Linda, the big blonde butch lesbian delivering your mail.
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^^ I see her handling my mail in the post office.:eek:
 
Invite him in, offer him a drink and tell him you want to have sex with him.

When you're released from the hospital after they fix your nose, you can come back here and tell us all about it.
 
Sorry...no advice from here. I've got Linda the lesbian delivering my mail.
 
gsdx said:
Stand at the door naked and jerk off as you wait for him to arrive, but don't cum. When he shows up, open the door and shoot all over him and tell him, "Special delivery. Please return to sender."
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LMFAO

great:D
 
Tell him you heard that postmen used to cum twice a day, and you want to find out if it's still true.
 
That reminds me of a cute delivery boy who would deliver me pizza every night!!! i didn't eat just ordered pizza cause i wanted him to come to my house and see him every night!!! nothing happened cause i didn't tell him i liked him!!! do you know any good seducing ways for a delivery boy?
 
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