Attention Do you fear the Reaper?

[Vannie]

Are you ready?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Who is?

 

[Alistair]

I'll welcome him with open arms

 

[NotHardUp1]

It would do no good to fear, as there is no arguing, well, almost none.

 

[peeonme]

No, why fear the inevitable?

 

[Vannie]

Good stuff^

Is it about the hedge?

 

[HoodedRat]

Yay! B.O.C. and one of my all-time fave songs.*

I don't fear the reaper, I'm ready to go whenever he should choose to call.

* I particularly like the bits where they sing la la la la la.

 

[Cormac135]

Only if he tries to take me too soon again.

 

[Rickrock]

No, I don't fear him, but I don't expect to go anytime soon.

 

[BillyT]

I do not fear death and I have all affairs in order.

 

[medic1]

No, not fear. A healthy respect, yes.

 

[MakeItTonite]

No, I don't fear him

It's a "him"?

 

[MakeItTonite]

"Are you ready?"

You would know. You're the ancient one.

 

[The_Reaper]

Who the bloody hell is afraid of me?!

Honestly, no. We all go eventually; I’d be more afraid of a rateher grisly end over the end itself.

 

[MakeItTonite]

Who the bloody hell is afraid of me?!

Well, bloody no one and her granny.

Bloody!

Damn.

Bloody--with lots lots of blood--and her granny!

 

[NotHardUp1]

It's a "him"?

Of course it's a him, and straight. No woman or self-respecting gay would be caught in those rags, not to mention the hoodie. And then there's that "scythe," obviously a heterosexual metaphor for penile dominance and the subjugation of women.

How can you have missed that?

 

[Vannie]

I have all affairs in order.

I get the condo in Boca Raton...right Uncle Billy?

 

[BillyT]

I get the condo in Boca Raton...right Uncle Billy?

Its all yours

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[rareboy]

Apparently, according to DeathWatch, I will be expiring on February 2, 2021.

So no. I have it pencilled in.

 

[luckynumbah7]

Of course it's a him, and straight. No woman or self-respecting gay would be caught in those rags, not to mention the hoodie. And then there's that "scythe," obviously a heterosexual metaphor for penile dominance and the subjugation of women.

How can you have missed that?

Danse Macabre by Rob Harrison, thought you might enjoy.