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Do you have a "bathroom book"?

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Man some folks say it is nasty, others wont go near this or that....

How nasty and sloppy a shitter are you??? Holy Shit? well maybe just regular ole shit.

Still makes me wonder.
 
JayHawk said:
Man some folks say it is nasty, others wont go near this or that....

How nasty and sloppy a shitter are you??? Holy Shit? well maybe just regular ole shit.

Still makes me wonder.
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that was my thought :lol:

I don't see the big deal... read with one hand, wipe with the other, and wash both when I'm done.
 
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how long do you sit on the toilet that you have to read?

I go in do the job wipe good, wash my hands and go.

really............is the turd that hard to get out?
 
I read JUB when I'm taking a hot shit.
The two just seems to go together.

Oh, time to wipe.....
 
Yes I have never understood the idea behind reading whilst on the toilet. My father used to take the paper in with him and spend hours.

Surely it is not the most pleasant place to sit a read in the house?
 
dpnice said:
Yes I have never understood the idea behind reading whilst on the toilet. My father used to take the paper in with him and spend hours.

Surely it is not the most pleasant place to sit a read in the house?
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as a kid, it seemed like the only room in the house where I could lock the door and not be bothered for 10-15 minutes... the habit just stuck with me.

(as an adult, I'm rarely in the bathroom for any longer than necessary, but I can still read a few pages of whatever book I'm reading or play a game of Angry Birds)
 
Any Man that reads while Shitting should throw away ALL reading material after he's done. It doesnt matter if you're reading with 1 hand and Wiping your Doonky Hole with the other. The Guys on my job will leave Magazines in the Stalls or on the Counter and other non-caring Fuckers go behind them touching the same Mags...

Yeah that is Nasty...And it's not a Cultural thing among races...It's mainly a Nasty Dude thing across the board. The ONLY Men that should be ALLOWED to Shit & Read at the SAME time are Presidents & Kings. Someone is in the bathroom to inspect & Wipe their Asses and someone is waiting to Buffer it.
 
JayHawk said:
Man some folks say it is nasty, others wont go near this or that....

How nasty and sloppy a shitter are you??? Holy Shit? well maybe just regular ole shit.

Still makes me wonder.
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Fecal plumes my friend. Everything in there is nasty.
 
Never in there that long but if I am I've got my phone if I need it.
 
Thynight said:
Fecal plumes my friend. Everything in there is nasty.
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Do you change your clothes every time you take a dump? Do you wash your hair and face? Otherwise you just end up spending the rest of the day covered in shit particles, you filthy animal! :lol:

I just use a SNES/GBA emulator on my phone to play Super Mario World, Pokemon, or Mario Kart, and pocket it again before I wipe. It's really not a big deal.
 
Oh thank god.
I read the headline and thought:

Bathroom Book

July 18, 1993.
Number 2. 7:14 PM. Soft, but fully formed. No discomfort.

July 19, 1993
Number 1. 6:43 AM. Somewhat dark in colour. Drinking extra water before breakfast.
Number 1. 4:35 PM. Wow what a long day. Approx 2 minutes until bladder fully empty.
Number 2. NIL

July 20, 1993
Number 1. 6:45 AM. Much better colour. Will have additional glass of water one more day.
Number 2. 10:05 PM. Oh. My. God. What did I eat? I think I just pushed out a porcupine facing the wrong way. Small amount of blood on toilet paper. Will make doctor's appointment if no improvement by morning.
 
JayHawk said:
Man some folks say it is nasty, others wont go near this or that....

How nasty and sloppy a shitter are you??? Holy Shit? well maybe just regular ole shit.

Still makes me wonder.
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LMAO...I was thinking the same thing. I am wondering what kind of "experience" they have because mine is rather uneventful and not at all messy. Maybe a bad diet? I guess if I shit all over the place I wouldn't want to touch anything else either.
 
JayHawk said:
Man some folks say it is nasty, others wont go near this or that....

How nasty and sloppy a shitter are you??? Holy Shit? well maybe just regular ole shit.

Still makes me wonder.
Click to expand...

because a recent study done shows that 95% of people don't wash or wash correctly after using the bathroom. I have witnessed several times just recently at work being who don't wash after using the bathroom, I have stopped touching the door handle with bare skin a long time ago because of this, I use the paper towels I use to dry my hands to open the door.
 
Who has time for reading? I reckon any longer than 90 seconds means IBS or you're eating a bad diet.
 
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