Do you have a chimney?

[ChickenGuy]

Because someone might want to use it

P.S. Will you be leaving food and drink out?

 

[Enigma63]

yes i do if i did'nt the house would fill up with smoke

 

[TeatimeForLoser]

^^ FOUR?

See, I was going to be all cheerful and merry and like 'yeah, we've got a chimney', and now I feel all inadequate... Hard life!

 

[Scooter]

Yes...We have 2 and 4 fire places. Does that mean I have to rush round every fireplace tonight every 5 minutes to see if any legs are making their way down. ?

 

[Swellegant]

Wait, is "chimney" a euphemism for something dirty? In that case, I will definitely be leaving out some milk and cookies (with roofies in)... but first I'd better get a sweep.

 

[Triple G]

The chimney is open, the milk and cookies set out. Here is a gift suggestion, Santa

 

[LoveIsNow]

Yes sir! It's a real one, too. Santa-ready.

 

[kevbo]

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Yo dick is like a kid from the Phillipine

 

[MercuryJones]

We are ready. We are very ready.

 

[Kester]

Yep.

But there is no way that he is gonna fit down it.

 

[Tadaa]

If I catch him he's a dead man, unless he's hot.

 

[freefall]

Yes, but it leads directly to the stove.
And my mother won't be pleased to find an obese old man breaking her stove with his ass.

 

[metta]

I will have the hunky santa come down...I'm not really into the traditional santa.

 

[fetaby]

No chimney.... Central Heat... oh sorry for the buzz kill. teehee.

 

[geloge]

Not, I haven't. Anyways magic kings get in the homes by the doors

 

[braex27]

Nope. Santa can use the intercom, or report to the concierge.

 

[TeatimeForLoser]

Haha, i live in an old country manor in the middle of fields. So my house is all odd angles, too many chimneys, narrow steep stairs and big heavy doors that are archaic, lol.

But yes, 4 chimneys, so Santa can either come into the drawing room, my room, parents room or library. Fingers crosseD its my room! =D

Wow, sounds like it must be amazing in the snow! Better than silly pre-fab 70's style boxes, I'm sure!

 

[Triple G]

I never believed the fatass could squeeze himself down a 1 foot diameter pipe.

He'd get wedged like those crooks you hear about on TV trying to sneak into a store thru the vents.

Santa is a "jolly little elf". They are small. He is fat, but small. So no problem with the chimney.

 

[josher]

I'd never live in a house without a chimney. I love a nice fire in the fireplace.

When I was very young, my father used to make a big deal out of having the chimney cleaned just before Christmas, so that it would be ready for Santa.

 

[RationalLunacy]

My chimney leads directly into my oil burner. Anyone entering will be fried to a crisp.