"Do you have a girlfriend?"

[Shepherd 2]

Next time, use one that is awake and friendly.....

Need Help........... just squeal like a stuck pig.......... and I will

cum right over.

Lefty,
I am jealous, and want you to say such sweet nothings to me.

And on topic, I would say, well no, but you see that really cute studly man over there, we are partners now for twenty years. But if you like maybe we could become an item. What do you say?

Shep+

 

[Lefty]

^
I hasn't had me much 'sperience with no team sports

but if he is a regular Joe and his Johnson don't be making mine

look like a night crawler, maybe we could saddle up and

rodeo down a bit. Something to sink a rowel into (not

that I'm trying to spur you on) maybe?

 

[Shepherd 2]

My, my, my! No girl friend ever did that to me.

Maybe we can work something out, or even better, we can get in instead.
Spur me on, or spur me taxes.

Shep+

 

[BRIOHAZARD]

If I have a boyfriend, I'll say "I don't have a girlfriend, but I do have a boyfriend."




And if I'm single (which I am), I'll say "No, I'm gay". It's now up to the person that asked if I have a boyfriend, if they don't, then whatever.

 

[shai_00]

It depends on the gender of the person asking me...normally I'll say, "Why? Are you interested?" ...and he was utterly mortified.

Brilliant!

lol @ "I like cock" and "...speaking for myself, anybody who can't tell I'm gay..."

I go with the usual "no, i'm single" esp. with colleagues (not out at work) but for friends/family either "no" or a casual "no, i don't have a boyfriend".

 

[Sha-Rok]

I usually don't like to talk when I'm getting my hair cut so a simple "nope" will do..but then comes why not? your a handsome guy?" I'll usually say I'm only 22 and focused on my degree..

 

[SkinnyBoi87]

I just recently started a new job back on the 21st of April, and ya know how it goes when you start a new job, you're like everyone's shiny new toy. So a lot of my co-workers, especially the guys, keep asking me kinda personal questions. "Are you married?" "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Do you have any kids?" I usually just say "No." and then just leave it at that. Then when someone does want me to explain why, I just tell them I'm too busy with work and school.

 

[theatreboi]

i was actually asked this yesterday by a child who lives next door as I was leaving for work. I have never officially met him and his first question wasn't even a question so much as telling me that my wife wasn't home. Y'know, that wife that I don't have in the group house I live in. anyway, it progressed very quickly from that to "do you have a girlfriend?" and i just said no and walked to my car for work. It was all very strange.

 

[Musik2400]

If I actually know the person I say "Nope, I have a boyfriend"... or if single "Noe, I like guys"

If its someone who I don'tknow then I don't feel its any of there business beyond politely answering "No"

This brings up another question to mind though. How do you guys let a girl down thats hitting on you? I hsad a drunk girl in my store one night (convenient store open 24 hours, and a liquor store that closes at night) who wouldn't leave, and then offered to give me a blow job if I would open the liquor. I said no and she areedto leave but asked for my number in case I still wanted to take her up on the offer sometime, I was like "Well Imy boyfriend is kinda the jealous type and I don't think he'd like tht,". She ran away pretty quick.

 

[ruivinho]

I don't think Bisexuals count lol

oh i was also going to say "Yes, I do"

 

[boxerdudeuk]

i get this allll the time. usually i just say "no" or sometimes "no i have a boyfriend" if the girl is interested in me....

 

[Lefty]

^

At least he has a modicum of manners

to go with that fetid imagination of his.

 

[Críostóir]

"No, do you?"

 

[Nomenclature]

I just casually say "No".

 

[AnalblasT]

girlfriend YUCK!!!