Do You Have A Penis?

[RationalLunacy]

I dreamt I lost someone else's penis once. Does that count?

 

[Shepherd 2]

No, I have not had such dreams, not once.

I do understand from a few advanced psychology books that some boys and young men have a nightmare where they dream of a woman's vagina as a living creature that eats their penis. But It
was not something that interested me very much.

As long as it someone I love, any man can eat as much as he likes. I will stop him from taking it off. Occasionally someone has bitten down a bit hard, and it was a bit sore for a day or two.
Shep+

 

[Croynan]

me thinketh you are capable of better threads then this. this one is rather like reaching for straws.

i'am rather disappointed. sorry about that.


sorry but as the local village idiot i felt it was necessary that i express my most humble and insignificant opinions.

eM.​

 

[sixthson]

I dreamt I lost someone else's penis once. Does that count?

Perhaps it was just misplaced? Were you playing hide the salami at the time?

 

[smirnoff-ice]

i can't remember having had such dreams...

 

[Mako247]

While I cant rightly say I have ever lost my penis (in dreams or otherwise - wait there was that one bottom guy who was- well that is another story)

There was a song back in the 80/90s call detachable penis about this very topic

the guy eventually found it at a garage sale I think

 

[Croynan]

True, I'm capable of better threads....

I thought I'd be stupid today... lol my Brain doesn't want to work today lol

that's o.k. a day off here and there is a acceptable. just don't make a habit of it.

however, you'll need a note from mom or the dr. to return to the forum.

eM.​

 

[trinket]

no really.. my question is, did u ever dream that u lost ur penis, or something bad happened to your penis ???

Villain: "I am your worst nightmare."
Hero: "Waking up without my dick is my worst nightmare."
Villain: "Okay, maybe I am not your worst nightmare, but I am...right up there!"

- National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon movie

 

[star-warrior]

A long long time ago when I was still a teen, I dreamt my penis could be dismantled piece by piece, the outer skin from the shaft, the spongey tubes, the urethra, the glans. I'd been studying a crossectional diagram of the penis from a biology book that week, apparently.

 

[gerrit]

I dreamt I lost someone else's penis once. Does that count?

Were you playing hide the salami at the time?

 

[ilovegaysex]

Lol when I was little, like 6 or 7 I loved making lots of noise. So my brother came in and told me that kids who make too much noise would lose there penis. That scared the shit out of me.

Little kids are so gullable.

 

[LatinoSTAR]

Uggh, I had this terryfing dream about Lorena Bobbit, Nuff said.

 

[justsimon]

I dreamt I lost someone else's penis once. Does that count?

Note to Self: No napping at RL's house...

 

[TaigaStar]

I've never dreamed I've lost my penis. I did have a dream where I morphed into a woman, then reverted, but nothing fell off.

 

[justsimon]

Lmao!!! imagine u wake up without ur penis and then RL goes like.... OH i had a dream about that LOL

Well, he's already after my pants.

 

[BlueD]

nope...I've have better things to dream about

 

[ronboy]

Antidoll, if you want a good laugh about this, check out 2 National Lampoon stories.

"My Penis" is a short story about a teenage girl who wakes up one morning with a penis, and her hilarious mis-adventures with it...

"My Vagina" is the counterpart story, about a teenage boy waking up one day to discover he has a vagina.

These stories were written in the 1970s, and can be found in any National Lampoon story collection. They tend to be a bit twisted, but very funny.....

 

[Telstra]

Never dreams about my penis and but had nightmares when i was a kid.

Why what's wrong with ur penis.

 

[ilovegaysex]

lmao that's so funny , I remember when I was in elementary school once a kid told me that when you fuck a girl your penis might get stuck there because of the semen , I was scared shitless lol till I realized it's not true ...............later on

But why would you ever fuck a girl??...yuck lol. Or did was this before you realized you were gay?

 

[Pushover]

....

I've never had such dreams...and I've never even thought about it until this rather intriguing thread...



I swear, if he 'lols' one more time in mid sentence I'm going to get violent...