Reality101
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I'm gonna rant a little bit. I have diagnosed 5 people with this condition today.
Signs of Cell Phone Priority Syndrome
If you answered yes to at least two of these questions, then you are afflicted with CPPS. If you answered yes to ALL of these questions then your condition is acute and has a death by strangulation rate of 78% Stay home.
Signs of Cell Phone Priority Syndrome
- When your cell phone goes off, do you answer or check it no matter the situation or circumstance?
- Do you find yourself so caught up in your cell phone conversation that you either don’t care or lose the ability to recognize how loudly you are speaking?
- Does your cell phone interaction often take precedence over interaction with people who are right there in front of you?
- Do you have the misguided belief that saying, “I’m so so sorry, but I really need to take this,” fools people into believing that you really are sorry and your phone call in no way, shape or form can be returned later?
- Does the idea of letting a call go to voice mail make you feel frantic or paranoid?
- While using your cell phone, do you fail to acknowledge the people who are assisting you? i.e cashiers
- Are you of the new Me Generation with a heavy dose of technology narcissism?
- Do you hate when people interrupt or distract you from your cell phone? So much that you will shhh them or even… snap your fingers?
- Do your driving, walking, keeping-up-with-shit-going-on-around-you skills dramatically decrease while you are using your cell phone?
If you answered yes to at least two of these questions, then you are afflicted with CPPS. If you answered yes to ALL of these questions then your condition is acute and has a death by strangulation rate of 78% Stay home.



It's so rude.