Do You Like Your Penis? Questions and Answers

[Danugh]

Are you happy with it?

Would you rather it was bigger/smaller?

Is it just how you want it to be?

Are you cut when you would rather be uncut, vice versa?

Is there anything you would want to change about it?

Is your penis an oozer, when you'd rather it be a squirter?

Does your penis misbehave in public showers and you rather have a penis that doesn't get erect in public places and give you away?

Do you have total control of your penis?

 

[collegejock20]

I LOVE my penis. It is the perfect size for me. It makes guys stare, but doesn't scare them. I am uncut and would NEVER want to be cut. When I cum, I only shoot one or two good shots, then I ooze, but thats fine with me. And about getting hard in public...I love that! What is the fun if I didn't? HAHAHA

 

[hotdog1846]

Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis Lyrics :

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

I'd rather have a straight penis.

but que sera sera

 

[D-Base]

Yes, very much

 

[G-Lexington]

For all the pleasure it has given me, I'd be a traitor to ask for something different.

Lex

 

[CagedBird]

Like most, I'm happy w/mine.

My penis has been the one consistent source of happiness throughout my life.

 

[Danugh]

If there was one thing I would like some precum I hardly ever have any for some reason........not bothered really but now and then it would be nice to have a little!

Well you get more head if you don't precum than if you do.

Guys are more willing to suck a penis that doesn't precum, that way the risk of transmission is reduced.

Then again some guys like precum.

 

[Swellegant]

I looooove my penis! I call him Sebastian. We're best friends forever!

However, if a genie popped up and asked me if I'd like Sebastian to grow bigger, so big that people's eyes would pop out when they saw him, I'd accept. I'm sure Sebastian would enjoy the attention!

 

[looseliam]

I love it. I wouldn't change it. I shoot, I dribble, but in the end it controls me.

Oh, and I love precum. It's like a nice appetiser before the meal!

 

[unclaimedblessing]

Standing up in the smoke filled and crowded meeting room:

Hi, my name is Unclaimed Blessing and I love my penis.
Even though he gets me into trouble occasionally, he has been my life long companion.

When I want to play, he doesn't care if I look my best.
Although we're the exact same age he still likes to play Hide n' Seek when it's cold.

He does get offended when people say "Have a good one" and I reply "I already got a good one, I want a bigger one".
I'm hoping to advance to the "12 inch Program".

 

[Archmage]

I'd like a few more inches (girth and length), really.

 

[runner]

I Love My Penis. We have great times together.

 

[JayHew]

Well,.....I'm sort of attached to mine........

 

[MRMATTX2]

Well you get more head if you don't precum than if you do.
Guys are more willing to suck a penis that doesn't precum, that way the risk of transmission is reduced.

Then again some guys like precum.

I haven't found many guys concerned about precum. In fact I can't even remember the last time a guy even seemed to be checking for it.

To answer the question, yes, I like mine. What choice do we have?
I have an average dick and have never had a complaint. For some reason, true cock-suckers love to suck it.

 

[cityboy-stl]

Yup. I wish I had a whole penis. Meaning I wish part of it hadn't been hacked off without my knowledge and consent and for no good reason when I was born. Other than that, I love it.

 

[RicanDAB]

I think my boyfriend and I would exchange penises if we could but the best part is we get to suck what we like better

 

[BrandonSBCA]

I kind of like it, but wish it was a little bigger.

 

[gaz6202]

Yes, I do like my penis a lot. If I could change 2 things, I would change my cut status to uncut, and I would like an erection that points at about 2 o'clock (compared to the face of a clock) rather than 3:30 where I am now.

But since I can't change those things, I am happy with what I got.