Do You Look at Toilet Paper After Wiping Ass?

[palbert]

The bell pepper and corn,always looks so festive for the holidays

At Shady Pines we have someone to check us out!

 

[pigface]

And you need to check if you've got worms.

 

[Yuki Sohma]

Absolutely not.

 

[Telstra]

Now this is what i called important question.

Yes i do, and i only look at mine but not others.

 

[m1thousand]

<------ uses finger after squatting on Squatty Potty

 

[RaKroma]

I poop roses so never needed to squat or wipe.

 

[JayHawk]

Wipe? How barbaric.

I just depress the wash button and my toilet spritzes warm saline solution on my brown eye. Then I tap on the air and get a nice warm breeze to dry things up nicely.

You heathens and wiping..... if I absolutely had to wipe I am sure I could hire a booty maid.

 

[DCRacer]

what's this fascination with feces in this forum - palbert weirds me out.

 

[JayHawk]

Oh BuKaKi .......

I just dont give a shit what they post

 

[m1thousand]

what's this fascination with feces in this forum - palbert weirds me out.

It's Telstra fascination with the topic. My guess is that Palbert posted this because of Telstra's thread about squatting , which I helped with the TMZ video of the squatty potty. Palbert is imitating our POOP MASTER (Telstra)

 

[dereperez]

I always look...I look in the toilet bowl too. A guy needs to make sure da poop looks legit.

 

[nycguydowntown]

Now this is what i called important question.

Yes i do, and i only look at mine but not others.

Who else is in your bathroom?

 

[gir1990]

true that lol

 

[DCRacer]

It's Telstra fascination with the topic. My guess is that Palbert posted this because of Telstra's thread about squatting , which I helped with the TMZ video of the squatty potty. Palbert is imitating our POOP MASTER (Telstra)

Telstra and Palbert must have a hidden stach of scat videos hidden under the bed.

 

[Rickrock]

Yes, I do to see if it is clean or needs more wiping.

 

[Axxess]

I would've bet money that this would've been a Telstra thread.

 

[Kabluey]

How else am I going to know what I ate last night?

 

[medic1]

The question is... how do blind people know when they've wiped enough?

No sticky fingers!

 

[palbert]

It's Telstra fascination with the topic. My guess is that Palbert posted this because of Telstra's thread about squatting , which I helped with the TMZ video of the squatty potty. Palbert is imitating our POOP MASTER (Telstra)

Right you are.

Plus I was bored that day enduring a blizzard with whiteout conditions and trying not to think of all the snow removal that had to be done.

 

[bankside]

Wipe? How barbaric.

I just depress the wash button and my toilet spritzes warm saline solution on my brown eye. Then I tap on the air and get a nice warm breeze to dry things up nicely.

You heathens and wiping..... if I absolutely had to wipe I am sure I could hire a booty maid.

Royal Arsewiper was actually a job.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool