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Do you Masturbate?

What an udderly disgusting, highly personal, question! I'm quite shocked this topic has even dared raise it's little head! :eek: [-X

I will admit that I've Choked the Chicken, Spanked the Monkey, Tamed the Snake, Polished the Pickle, Rubbed the Rocket, and am quite accomplished at Pocket Pool. However, I have NEVER, EVER, even THOUGHT of Bating a Mastur, because EVERYONE Knows that's a deplorable Sin! *%%*

What a bunch of freaky pervs! :-< :slap:
 
^ Sometimes, when in bed and getting some good accompanying imagery in my head, I fall asleep. !oops! #-o
And it takes too long. I suppose what some of you guys say about women in this matter is true in my case.
 
Then she wouldn't need to do the subject line, now would she, lol.
 
I've heard it's gay to masturbate. Only homosexuals would touch a penis. Even if it's your own, it's still a guy's dick!
 
i'm trying to jerk off right now and i'm having a hard time. got bored with all the gay porn and male pics i had so i decided to jerk off to some women and i still haven't been able to get myself off. :( i'm hard but i don't feel any sensation in my dick. i am NUMB.
 
finally was able to bust a nut. funny how i thought switching to women would excite me but it turns out that gay porn saves the day again. tom faulk humping that bed did it. wish that he was humping me. :(
 
^ Maybe you need to give porn a rest. Lie down, and create a fantasy in your head instead.

Lex
 
ummm ... what if I jerk someone else off and he jerks me off? Is that still masturbation, or is that sex





:wave:
 
Perhaps so, but if you found aguy to do it with now, I'd say all's well that ends well. :)

Lex
 
When my son was about 13, his Sunday school class had their purity talks where they separated the boys from the girls. That afternoon, our son wanted to have a talk with us. He told us the teacher said masturbation was a sin. He was very concerned (ha!) and wanted our thoughts. The funniest part of all was the fact that the teacher was a 20 year old, single, college student.
 
Sixthson,
That IS Rich, lol.

On the topic of "conversations" with your kids - my son, at the ripe old age of about 4, asked my wife where babies came from - he being a precocious lad. She had a very interesting conversation with him - I started up the stairs, realized what was going on, and listened from the stairs, about busting a gut.

He would have been happy with a much less "involved" discussion, I'm sure!
 
Just_Believe18 said:
I've heard it's gay to masturbate. Only homosexuals would touch a penis. Even if it's your own, it's still a guy's dick!
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EEEWWW!, JB18, that's absolutely DISGUSTING! Who would EVER want to touch a dick, whether theirs let alone someone else's? :eek: :help:

I was taught, from the time I could first understand, that human butts, and crotches, were vile, dirty, things! The only times I should ever touch my dick was when I was getting it out, and aiming, to pee! And, after peeing I MUST Immediately thoroughly wash my hands because dicks are so Filthy!

The only other time I should think of touching "it" was when I was washing it, with LOTS of soap! Therefore, I made sure that "Animal" was the Cleanest dick in town! *|* :lol:

EJMichaels said:
^ Sometimes, when in bed and getting some good accompanying imagery in my head, I fall asleep. !oops! #-o
And it takes too long. I suppose what some of you guys say about women in this matter is true in my case.
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Um ... May I suggest some new, more powerful, batteries? :badgrin: ..|

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
And what's tonight's flavour of Brandy?
Your loving e-mail is being WELL received, particularly so by one of our members who draws his pay from the quartermaster of a branch of our Armed Services - the one that gets even wetter than Lefty did.
 
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