Do you Masturbate?

[Just_Believe18]

With the new forum missing its archived threads, we need to repopulate JUB with all the same, redundant threads Hot Topics is accustomed to. So here we go:

Hey, everyone! A friend of mine told me that he jerked off in the kitchen sink last night, just a week before learning how to masturbate after he lost his virginity to his straight, best friend. So it made me think. Do you masturbate?

 

[kevbo]

Masturbating is a sin!

 

[JayHawk]

LOL... I know what you mean. I am straight but I just turned 18 and I will be posting all of my nudes in the amateur thread.

I have always wondered how you take a big fat huicy cock?? I mean doesnt it hurt really really reallly bad and not feel good either?

 

[opinterph]

Do you masturbate?

You forgot to add a poll.

 

[G-Lexington]

Is full frontal nudity allowed in this section? If so, let me be the first to defile it.



I do this. But I prefer someone else do it.

Lex

 

[oakpope]

I don't masturbate, my father stopped my learning at anal sex at home

As I'm 12, can you point me to the rules of the forum, I didn't quite catch all..

Also, I don't understand SloppySeconds' posts, is it a problem ?

 

[oakpope]

Is full frontal nudity allowed in this section? If so, let me be the first to defile it.

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I do this. But I prefer someone else do it.

Lex

Lex, are you the old one or the young one in the picture ?

 

[JOHN B]

Why would someone masturbate? Isn't touching your penis gross and dirty? SO unhygienic....

 

[G-Lexington]

Should I REALLY freak everybody out and start using the quote function?

Lex, are you the old one or the young one in the picture ?

Neither. I'm the one who took the picture. And they weren't masturbating so much as "getting warmed up to have sex with me".

Lex

 

[JayHawk]

Should I REALLY freak everybody out and start using the quote function?

Now don't go altering this version of history... you never know what could happen

 

[oakpope]

Should I REALLY freak everybody out and start using the quote function?



Neither. I'm the one who took the picture. And they weren't masturbating so much as "getting warmed up to have sex with me".

Lex

picture, or it didn't happen

 

[G-Lexington]

There are no more pictures. Once I got involved, there was no one left to take them. Duh.

Lex

 

[oakpope]

There could have been a fourth

But I err, it's not your style

 

[G-Lexington]

There could have been a fourth

But I err, it's not your style

I wouldn't object to a fourth, but there's only so much Lex to go around. I prefer focusing on one guy at a time. Giving him my full attention. And ministrations. And everything else.

Lex

 

[zoltanspawn]

Hey, everyone! A friend of mine told me that he jerked off in the kitchen sink last night...

The hard part can be getting back out.

 

[chance1]

I prefer the alternative but yes

 

[JayHawk]

*** Waiting for someone to take Hardup seriously ***

 

[JOHN B]

LOLOLOL Jayhawk LOLOLOL.......

 

[oakpope]

What a band of misogynist ! You should be ashamed of yourself ! Women can masturbate ! They can also cook and do the clean up !

 

[JayHawk]

Oh yes I have a Dyson... they never lose suction no matter how much you put in the pipe....