Do you name your electronics/inanimate objects?

[vulgar_newcomer]

I only named 1 non-living thing in my life. It was a ugly hedious pit group sofa that was way to big for my flat, My bf bought and it was made for a living room of at least 1,500 sq ft. Right off the bat every thing was spilled on it and some wasted dude pulled all the buttons off it. It was comfortable and great to have sex on. I did and so did others at various times. All sort of nasty bodily fluids seeped into it along with smells and spilled pizza to motor oil.
IT was the .stink couch.
Finally after trying to get rid of it forever it had to go in several trips to the dump. But my bf didn't strap the main section down which was longer then the pickup truck so the gate was down. Less than a mile from my place a seabreeze came up and picked the stink couch up sailing it into the other lane of the road where it was promptly hit by a car which ran off the road into a bus top bench. Luckily no one was hurt but the damage was severe as was the hit to my insurance and ticket for improper loading of the vehicle.

Fucking Stink couch,

 

[skips]

I only name electrical devices that are able to vibrate. Strangely enough, I name all of them Richard...

 

[FanofFiction]

I've seen that everybody seems to name their GPS.

I named my lawyer's GPS Margaret because it's voice sounds eerily close to Margaret Thatcher's!

 

[Jayden]

My car is Inga 'cause shes swedish'. And my phone I call Eva. Cause the navagation voice is female and its an Evo phone.