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Do you piss on yourself before taking a shower?

Do you like to piss on yourself in the bathtub?

  • Yes, I do it on a regular basis.

    Votes: 20 29.0%
  • I've tried it in the past, but stopped doing it.

    Votes: 11 15.9%
  • No! My mind is shut like a steel trap to golden showers.

    Votes: 31 44.9%
  • No, but this poll has inspired me to give it a try.

    Votes: 7 10.1%

  • Total voters
    69

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This is an anonymous poll so feel free to answer honestly. Most guys cum on themselves, so I really don't see why the majority of guys have a hangup about having a golden shower before their regular shower.

There's been countless examples of earthquake victims drinking their own urine for up to 10 days or more before being rescued, so it's obviously not going to hurt you to lay down in your bathtub and piss all over yourself. After all, 95% of urine is just water, and 100% of it is sterile/non-toxic (as long as you're healthy).

I piss on myself roughly every other shower day, because it's fun, erotic, and I get a kick out of it. And if you haven't tried it for yourself, how do you know you wouldn't like it? (This thread has nothing to do with shi*, so please don't even mention that word, as there's zero comparison between it and urine.)
 
No, I don't pee on myself before I shower.

However, I like watersports when i'm the pisser, and I piss in the shower. Giving me stats, figures, and warning me about comparisons doesn't mean I shouldn't have a hangup about it - I don't like relieving what it was like to wet myself when I was a kid. Not a memory I'm willing to just pull back up.

By the by, your poll is designed in such a way that I can't vote - you're either closed minded or wanting it if you choose no, and i'm neither.
 
No, I don't pee on myself in the shower. I pee aiming towards the shower drain. The smell of pee nauseates me no matter how pure and non toxic it might be. The "water sports" that we see in porn, the guys drink 10 gallons of water before so they pee clear, non smelly water on each other.
 
I piss on myself roughly every other shower day, because it's fun, erotic, and I get a kick out of it. And if you haven't tried it for yourself, how do you know you wouldn't like it?

And if you've never had sex with a girl how'd you know your gay? ;)

I don't find peeing on myself ... anything, so why would I pee on myself before a shower?
 
By the by, your poll is designed in such a way that I can't vote - you're either closed minded or wanting it if you choose no, and i'm neither.

Haha, the steel trap reference was actually just intended to indicate the voter is 100% against pissing on himself. Although now I can see how it could be equated with having a closed mind.

did it once just to try it, and it didn't really do anything for me.

I agree that in terms of sanitation, urine is pretty harmless and if I was attracted to a guy who was really into water sports, it's innocuous enough that I'd give it a go for his sake, but again, it's not something that turns me on sexually at all.

It's fun for me, kind of like ejaculating onto my chest just because I can.

No, I don't pee on myself in the shower. I pee aiming towards the shower drain. The smell of pee nauseates me no matter how pure and non toxic it might be. The "water sports" that we see in porn, the guys drink 10 gallons of water before so they pee clear, non smelly water on each other.

I'm always well hydrated, so I never notice any urine odor when it's landing on me.

And if you've never had sex with a girl how'd you know your gay? ;)

That's easy... females make my dick soft, and males make it hard.

I don't find peeing on myself ... anything, so why would I pee on myself before a shower?

Because it's fun, relaxing, strange, weird, etc., and it breaks up the monotony of just another boring shower. Also, there's no "cost" to it in terms of having to clean anything up, you just take your normal shower afterwards.

Urine actually dehydrates you the more times you try to recycle it through your body. You're getting rid of it for a reason.

I'm not turned on by urine, though it's not hard to imagine why others might be. I can't see myself being comfortable peeing on another guy.

Urine doesn't turn me on either, it's just the act of spraying a large amount of warm liquid from my dick onto my naked body that I like.
 
This is an anonymous poll so feel free to answer honestly. Most guys cum on themselves, so I really don't see why the majority of guys have a hangup about having a golden shower before their regular shower.

There's been countless examples of earthquake victims drinking their own urine for up to 10 days or more before being rescued, so it's obviously not going to hurt you to lay down in your bathtub and piss all over yourself. After all, 95% of urine is just water, and 100% of it is sterile/non-toxic (as long as you're healthy).

I piss on myself roughly every other shower day, because it's fun, erotic, and I get a kick out of it. And if you haven't tried it for yourself, how do you know you wouldn't like it? (This thread has nothing to do with shi*, so please don't even mention that word, as there's zero comparison between it and urine.)

If that's your argument FOR it then yeah, the same could be extended to scat. :rolleyes:

I don't look at a yellow, unflushed toilet filled with piss and go "that's hot, the only reason I don't rub it all over my body is because I don't think it's sterile enough, gee whiz, what a shame".

It has nothing to do with "yeah, I'm about to shower thank God I can enjoy the feel of this on my skin for a while before rinsing off".

I look at as eliminated waste whose smell is off-putting and sight is unseemingly. Nothing sexual about it. Same reason spit or tears don't turn me on even tough there's generally nothing unsterile about those either.

If it turns you on, power to you, but fetishes and kinks aren't rational so just like you can't rationalize them away (although in some cases like scat, people fucking should) you can't rationalize people into it.

Sorry pal, I just don't see piss that way.
 
If that's your argument FOR it then yeah, the same could be extended to scat. :rolleyes:

I don't look at a yellow, unflushed toilet filled with piss and go "that's hot, the only reason I don't rub it all over my body is because I don't think it's sterile enough, gee whiz, what a shame".

It has nothing to do with "yeah, I'm about to shower thank God I can enjoy the feel of this on my skin for a while before rinsing off".

I look at as eliminated waste whose smell is off-putting and sight is seemingly. Nothing sexual about it. Same reason spit or tears don't turn me on even tough there's generally nothing unsterile about it.

If it turns you on, power to you, but fetishes and kinks aren't rational so just like you can't rationalize them away (although in some cases like scat, people fucking should) you can't rationalize people into it.

Sorry pal, I just don't see piss that way.

RE: "If that's your argument FOR it then yeah, the same could be extended to scat. :rolleyes:"

Hahahahahaha, not hardly. :rolleyes: As there's a world of difference. If you're like most males, you've undoubtedly shot sperm onto yourself before. And saying that my "argument" about urine could be extended to scat is like saying the latter could be extended to cumming on yourself.

RE: "I don't look at a yellow, unflushed toilet filled with piss and go "that's hot,

Huh? Who the hell would? Are you high? This thread is not about urine worship. :rolleyes: It's about spraying a warm, sterile liquid out of your dick onto your nude body, the same way you'd cum on yourself, and then immediately washing it off as you take a shower.

RE: "I look at as eliminated waste whose smell is off-putting and sight is seemingly.

As hydrated as I am, I've never noticed any urine odors when pissing on myself. :lol:

RE: "Sorry pal, I just don't see piss that way."

I realize your mind is shut like a steel trap on this issue, but if you haven't tried it, how do you really know you wouldn't like it? As again, it's not much different than ejaculating on yourself. :p ..|
 
No, I piss in the shower, down the drain.
 
Sigh.....

I really don't get what you're trying to do here...You opened a poll; accept the results. As you can see from the results there are plenty of people who think like you; hook up with them. It's that simple.

For some people; piss is just piss. Bodily waste that in no way ties to sexual arousal.

Hahahahahaha, not hardly. :rolleyes: As there's a world of difference. If you're like most males, you've undoubtedly shot sperm onto yourself before. And saying that my "argument" about urine could be extended to scat is like saying the latter could be extended to cumming on yourself.

:rolleyes:

We're not comparing bodily substances here; we're talking argumentative logic.

You're chanting that people can't know it wouldn't turn them on until they've tried it and that's an argument that can be applied to absolutely anything- including scat!

I'm bi; you don't see me starting threads trying to convince guys to eat pussy because I happen to find it fun.

As hydrated as I am, I've never noticed any urine odors when pissing on myself. :lol:

Good for you, hydration is....important? :confused:

What does that have to do with anything? You're assuming that the reason people aren't into golden showers is the smell and that's just false. People just aren't into urine! Is that SO hard to comprehend?

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I realize your mind is shut like a steel trap on this issue, but if you haven't tried it, how do you really know you wouldn't like it? As again, it's not much different than ejaculating on yourself. :p ..|

:confused: I just know.

Just like your reply to why you don't hook up with women was "they don't make your dick hard" the same goes for piss for a lot of people. Again, It's that simple.

Ejaculating on one's self isn't the universal turn-on you're making it out to be. It's a bi-product of cumming, but it's not like cumplay is universal to every male. I wipe it off right after; that's why we have cum rags. And still, CUMPLAY is QUITE different from PISS.

And lol, you using that "mind shut like a trap steel door" like an insult is just hilarious to me. "OMG, you don't piss on your yourself, you're so sexually repressed."

Explain to me how someone who is into women, scat, bestiality, S&M, etc, couldn't say the same thing about you? C'mon.

Are you self-involved to the point that you can't imagine that people who don't share your sexual inclinations are unfulfilled or purposefully limiting themselves?

Nevermind, don't answer that. I'm out.
 
no i don't. Never done it, don't really want to try it.

There's nothing at all that turns me on about the idea.
 
ive done it before and gotten turned on by it. i prefer it when another guy (or guys) is pissing on me though! mmmmm drench me!
 
lol, you guys are arguing about urine.


That's the laugh I needed for the day. Thanks!
 
gives a new meaning to pissed drunk, thats for sure.

Ehh... I'm too old to care for much sexplay that requires excessive gadgets or excessive cleanup.
 
Why isn't there an option that says, I've done it before, or sometimes lol.

I rarely do it, but if I gotta pee and I'm in the shower. Hell yeah I would lol.

I mean, I'm just "The Average Guy"
 
Uh.... No. I can't say that I ever have. The thought never even occurred to me.

Why would I want to ????
 
Sigh.....

I really don't get what you're trying to do here...You opened a poll; accept the results. As you can see from the results there are plenty of people who think like you; hook up with them. It's that simple.

For some people; piss is just piss. Bodily waste that in no way ties to sexual arousal.



:rolleyes:

We're not comparing bodily substances here; we're talking argumentative logic.

You're chanting that people can't know it wouldn't turn them on until they've tried it and that's an argument that can be applied to absolutely anything- including scat!

I'm bi; you don't see me starting threads trying to convince guys to eat pussy because I happen to find it fun.



Good for you, hydration is....important? :confused:

What does that have to do with anything? You're assuming that the reason people aren't into golden showers is the smell and that's just false. People just aren't into urine! Is that SO hard to comprehend?



:confused: I just know.

Just like your reply to why you don't hook up with women was "they don't make your dick hard" the same goes for piss for a lot of people. Again, It's that simple.

Ejaculating on one's self isn't the universal turn-on you're making it out to be. It's a bi-product of cumming, but it's not like cumplay is universal to every male. I wipe it off right after; that's why we have cum rags. And still, CUMPLAY is QUITE different from PISS.

And lol, you using that "mind shut like a trap steel door" like an insult is just hilarious to me. "OMG, you don't piss on your yourself, you're so sexually repressed."

Explain to me how someone who is into women, scat, bestiality, S&M, etc, couldn't say the same thing about you? C'mon.

Are you self-involved to the point that you can't imagine that people who don't share your sexual inclinations are unfulfilled or purposefully limiting themselves?

Nevermind, don't answer that. I'm out.

RE: "I really don't get what you're trying to do here..."

In what context? Oh, you mean explaining my position when someone tries to imply that I'm turned on by urine in a toilet? Haha, yeah right, like I'm going to just let that go unchallenged. :rolleyes:

RE: "You opened a poll; accept the results."

Huh? What makes you think I wasn't accepting the results? :confused: Oh, you mean because I defended my position when someone tried to equate watersports with scat? :rolleyes: Hahahaha, posting a poll is about more than just blindly "accepting the results." It's also about discussing the topic with the posters in the thread, as well as clarifying your position when someone misinterprets it.

RE: "As you can see from the results there are plenty of people who think like you; hook up with them. It's that simple."

Hahahaha, this isn't a watersports hookup thread, it's simply about sharing interests, learning new things, expressing opinions, seeing how many people are like you, etc., no different than any other poll.

RE: "For some people; piss is just piss. Bodily waste that in no way ties to sexual arousal."

At the risk of coming across as sarcastic... duh. :rolleyes:

RE: "We're not comparing bodily substances here; we're talking argumentative logic."

Thank you for finally clarifying that.

RE: "You're chanting"

Expressing my opinion is considered "chanting?" :lol:

RE: "that people can't know it wouldn't turn them on until they've tried it and that's an argument that can be applied to absolutely anything- including scat!"

No offense, but that's one of the silliest analogies I've ever heard. Of course it can't be applied to "absolutely anything." For example, can you imagine how ridiculous it'd be for an S & M enthusiast to ask a large group of men in a gay bar, "How do you know you wouldn't like being horse whipped if you haven't tried it?" As the patrons stuck the whip up his anus, they'd respond, "Because our psychotic parents used to whip us, and the pain was very unpleasant."

RE: "I'm bi; you don't see me starting threads trying to convince guys to eat pussy because I happen to find it fun."

Hahahaha, unlike using your penis as a hose to spray your naked body with warm sterile urine, there's nothing "harmless" about gay males eating a pussy. As the latter could have severe psychological ramifications just from the gross-out factor alone.

RE: "Good for you, hydration is....important? :confused:

Dude, you've got to start drinking more water. When you do, you'll see that being well hydrated dilutes your urine. And of course, the more diluted it is, the less odor it'll have.

RE: "What does that have to do with anything?"

I was merely responding to something you said -- read back through your initial post.

RE: "You're assuming that the reason people aren't into golden showers is the smell and that's just false."

You're ASSuming that I'm assuming that. And you know what they say about people who ASSume things... they often make an ASS out of themselves. :lol:

RE: "People just aren't into urine! Is that SO hard to comprehend?"

Hahahaha, oh really? The poll results clearly show that a LOT of people are "into" watersports, and many others have tried it. And I never implied that "everyone" should be into it, I merely suggested they should "try" it, since it's so harmless and the cleanup is so simple/easy.

And please don't bring up the scat comparison again, as that's clearly not "harmless" in any sense of the word. As the psychological damage from the gross-out factor would be equivalent to a gay male eating pussy. :eek: (Of course, the exception would be guys who are into that sort of thing.)

Whereas there is no gross-out factor involved in pissing on yourself. As again, urine is 100% sterile, and there's no discernible odor as long as you're well hydrated. Is that SO hard to comprehend?

RE: "Just like your reply to why you don't hook up with women was "they don't make your dick hard" the same goes for piss for a lot of people. Again, It's that simple."

Haha, piss doesn't make my dick hard either... I've never once gotten an erection while urinating on myself. Everything doesn't have to be about "sexual arousal" all the time, as there's other feelings involved. But since your mind is shut like a steel trap to the idea, you'll never know.

RE: "Ejaculating on one's self isn't the universal turn-on you're making it out to be."

You misunderstood me, as it wasn't my intention to imply that it was a "universal turn-on." It's simply extremely common for males to do it, for whatever reason.

RE: "It's a bi-product of cumming, but it's not like cumplay is universal to every male. I wipe it off right after; that's why we have cum rags. And still, CUMPLAY is QUITE different from PISS."

Again, it's very common for men to ejaculate on themselves while masturbating, as it's fun, and it's obviously no big deal due to the easy cleanup. And my position is that there's simply not much difference between doing that and urinating on yourself right before a shower.

RE: "And lol, you using that "mind shut like a trap steel door" like an insult is just hilarious to me. "OMG, you don't piss on your yourself, you're so sexually repressed."

Haha, it wasn't my intention to use it as an insult, I was merely stating a fact. And I never implied that a lack of interest in watersports means someone is "sexually repressed." That's just plain silly. Again, the steel trap metaphor was just intended to indicate a TOTAL lack of interest in watersports.

RE: "Explain to me how someone who is into women, scat, bestiality, S&M, etc, couldn't say the same thing about you? C'mon."

Hahaha, they could easily say my mind is shut like a "steel trap" to those things, because it is. But they can't say I'm "sexually repressed" due to my lack of interest, just like I can't say that about people who aren't into watersports. But again, there's a world of difference between spraying your own harmless urine on yourself vs the nonsensical examples you quoted. As the comparisons are just ridiculous. Why is that simple concept so hard for you to comprehend?

RE: "Are you self-involved to the point that you can't imagine that people who don't share your sexual inclinations are unfulfilled or purposefully limiting themselves?

Hahaha, there you go ASSuming things again, as those are your words and thoughts, not mine.

RE: "Nevermind, don't answer that.

Hahaha, yeah, I can see why you wouldn't want me to respond to your distortions, as that's the only way you could win this debate. :gogirl:

RE: "I'm out."

If you keep your word on that it'll be a cause for celebration. :D

no i don't. Never done it, don't really want to try it.

There's nothing at all that turns me on about the idea.

It's not necessarily a question of being "turned on" by it, as it can also be characterized as trying something new for the sake of experiencing the sensations that are involved.

lol, you guys are arguing about urine.


That's the laugh I needed for the day. Thanks!

"Arguing?" No. Debating each other while varying points of view are discussed and misunderstandings are cleared up? Yes. And you're welcome. :cool:

gives a new meaning to pissed drunk, thats for sure.

Ehh... I'm too old to care for much sexplay that requires excessive gadgets or excessive cleanup.

That's why I do it right before my regular shower... no muss no fuss. ..|

Why isn't there an option that says, I've done it before, or sometimes lol.

There is, "I've tried it in the past, but stopped doing it." :-)

Uh.... No. I can't say that I ever have. The thought never even occurred to me.

Why would I want to ????

RE: "Why would I want to ????"

Hehe, see above. ..|
 
No. I'm trying to retain my piss for when I need to drink it during an earthquake.
 
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