Do you piss on yourself before taking a shower?

[turnandburn]

I pee in the shower. apparently urine helps prevent/cure athletes foot, which has been working for me so....

 

[blackbeltninja]

Same reason spit or tears don't turn me on even tough there's generally nothing unsterile about those either.

Actually, spit is hideously unsterile from a microbiology point of view. Your mouth is teeming with bacteria. Tears should be fairly sterile until they come into contact with your eyeball because they are actually chock-full of antibodies. /tangent

Seriously, though, the most unsterile things you own are your mouth, your bum-hole and it's a tie in 3rd place between your cell-phone keypad and your computer keyboard.

-d-

 

[willsboy84]

Not knockin' it for anyone else, let that freak flag fly!!! I'm kinda freaked out by my own bodily fluids, so no, I don't piss on myself before taking a shower.

 

[Lord Booticus]

That's easy... females make my dick soft, and males make it hard.

Exactly what my penis does when pee is involved.

Because it's fun, relaxing, strange, weird, etc., and it breaks up the monotony of just another boring shower. Also, there's no "cost" to it in terms of having to clean anything up, you just take your normal shower afterwards.

That's why YOU like it. I would not find it any of those things. Except strange and weird. Though I don't find those things to be erotic.

Do you also sometimes eat your food in strange places/doing weird activities to break up the monotony of eating?

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Ron... I'm not sure I quite get the appeal.

I think YOU should do it, video tape it, post it, and let us study it for review.

SHOW us why it's so great.

 

[RonR18]

Exactly what my penis does when pee is involved.


That's why YOU like it. I would not find it any of those things. Except strange and weird. Though I don't find those things to be erotic.

Do you also sometimes eat your food in strange places/doing weird activities to break up the monotony of eating?

RE: "Exactly what my penis does when pee is involved."

What a coincidence, because as I indicated above, peeing on myself doesn't make my dick hard either.

RE: "That's why YOU like it. I would not find it any of those things. Except strange and weird. Though I don't find those things to be erotic."

Butt you don't have to find it "erotic" in order to justify trying it, as it can also be characterized as trying something new for the sake of experiencing the sensations that are involved. And the bottom line is that with this particular activity, you really don't how you'll feel about it until you actually try it.

Ron... I'm not sure I quite get the appeal.

I think YOU should do it, video tape it, post it, and let us study it for review.

SHOW us why it's so great.

Butt I think YOU should try it out for yourself, as there's simply no substitute for experience.

 

[asu1117]

No, i'm not interested in piss in any way sexually so I don't see the point in pissing on myself. I'd feel gross (even though I am aware of it's sterility), it's just not appealing to me.

 

[Lord Booticus]

Butt you don't have to find it "erotic" in order to justify trying it

That is true, I also don't need to justify not trying it.

And the bottom line is that with this particular activity, you really don't how you'll feel about it until you actually try it.

I don't think that's true, I think I can give a pretty good idea how I will feel trying it; Weirded out.

Butt I think YOU should try it out for yourself, as there's simply no substitute for experience.

There's no substitute for it in YOUR eyes, thats because its YOUR kink, most people wont have the mental set up to enjoy it the same way that you do.

 

[jdbadboy]

This is an anonymous poll so feel free to answer honestly. Most guys cum on themselves, so I really don't see why the majority of guys have a hangup about having a golden shower before their regular shower.

There's been countless examples of earthquake victims drinking their own urine for up to 10 days or more before being rescued, so it's obviously not going to hurt you to lay down in your bathtub and piss all over yourself. After all, 95% of urine is just water, and 100% of it is sterile/non-toxic (as long as you're healthy).

I piss on myself roughly every other shower day, because it's fun, erotic, and I get a kick out of it. And if you haven't tried it for yourself, how do you know you wouldn't like it? (This thread has nothing to do with shi*, so please don't even mention that word, as there's zero comparison between it and urine.)

Your poll doesn't really give me the option to answer honestly. While I haven't tried it I have watched porn with golden shower porn, read stories about it and once peed on a boyfriend on the shower. From all these experiences I don't feel the need to pee on myself. It just doesn't sound very erotic to me. So it is something I wouldn't do but I don't think my mind is "shut like a steel trap". It doesn't turn me on so I don't see any reason to try it.

Sometimes it seems like people with fetishes are just as judgmental as everybody else.

 

[RonR18]

No, i'm not interested in piss in any way sexually so I don't see the point in pissing on myself. I'd feel gross (even though I am aware of it's sterility), it's just not appealing to me.

RE: "No, i'm not interested in piss in any way sexually so I don't see the point in pissing on myself. I'd feel gross (even though I am aware of it's sterility),"

Peeing on myself doesn't really arouse me sexually either, I just like the warm feeling of the urine as it splashes down on my genitals and wherever else I aim my "hose." I also like watching it as it comes out of my dick and lands on me, as it's kind of "entertaining."

RE: "it's just not appealing to me."

It didn't "appeal" to me either, until I actually tried it.

That is true, I also don't need to justify not trying it.

I don't think that's true, I think I can give a pretty good idea how I will feel trying it; Weirded out.

There's no substitute for it in YOUR eyes, thats because its YOUR kink, most people wont have the mental set up to enjoy it the same way that you do.

RE: "That is true, I also don't need to justify not trying it."

That goes without saying. If you want to go through this short life limiting yourself to just experiences that "appeal" to you on an intellectual basis, that's certainly your prerogative. Butt you'll never know what you're missing.

RE: "I don't think that's true, I think I can give a pretty good idea how I will feel trying it; Weirded out."

Hehe, that's the way I felt about it initially as well, so I'm glad my mind wasn't shut like a "steel trap" to the concept.

RE: "There's no substitute for it in YOUR eyes, thats because its YOUR kink,"

Nope, it's because experience is simply the best teacher for anything you do in life.

RE: "most people wont have the mental set up to enjoy it the same way that you do."

Butt my point is that they'll never know for sure whether they do or not until they actually try it for themselves. As again, it had no specific appeal to me initially, I merely tried it for the sake of experiencing it. If you analyze everything too closely, you're putting too many restrictions on yourself.

Your poll doesn't really give me the option to answer honestly. While I haven't tried it I have watched porn with golden shower porn, read stories about it and once peed on a boyfriend on the shower. From all these experiences I don't feel the need to pee on myself. It just doesn't sound very erotic to me. So it is something I wouldn't do but I don't think my mind is "shut like a steel trap". It doesn't turn me on so I don't see any reason to try it.

Sometimes it seems like people with fetishes are just as judgmental as everybody else.

RE: "From all these experiences I don't feel the need to pee on myself."

It's not about feeling a "need" to do it, it's about trying new things just for the sake of experiencing the sensations for yourself.

RE: "It just doesn't sound very erotic to me."

Nor to me. Butt everything doesn't have to be about eroticism all the time.

RE: "So it is something I wouldn't do but I don't think my mind is "shut like a steel trap".

As I've stated several times in this thread, the "steel trap" metaphor was only intended to reflect the poll participants' TOTAL opposition to the prospect of trying it. Meaning they wouldn't even consider doing it.

RE: "It doesn't turn me on so I don't see any reason to try it."

There's never been any turn-on for me either, but I knew there was a huge percentage of people who were into "water sports," so I wanted to see for myself what it was like. Basically, my mind is open to trying new things that don't appeal to me on the surface, as long as they're harmless and there's no gross-out factor involved, etc.

 

[Lord Booticus]

If you want to go through this short life limiting yourself to just experiences that "appeal" to you on an intellectual basis, that's certainly your perogative. Butt you'll never know what you're missing.

I'm cool with that.

Hehe, that's the way I felt about it initially as well, so I'm glad my mind wasn't shut like a "steel trap" to the concept.

So you going to try everything before your short lfie expires?

Nope, it's because experience is simply the best teacher for anything you do in life.

Did peeing on yourself teach you anything interesting? Does it give you the secrets to life?!

Butt my point is that they'll never know for sure whether they do or not until they actually try it for themselves. As again, it had no specific appeal to me initially, I merely tried it for the sake of experiencing it. If you analyze everything too closely, you're putting too many restrictions on yourself.

I'm cool with that.

 

[RonR18]

I'm cool with that.

So you going to try everything before your short lfie expires?

Did peeing on yourself teach you anything interesting? Does it give you the secrets to life?!

I'm cool with that.

RE: "So you going to try everything before your short lfie expires?"

I'm going to experience as wide a variety of harmless things as possible, given the amount of spare time I have.

RE: "Did peeing on yourself teach you anything interesting?"

Yes, it taught me that it's more fun to put my shower off until my bladder is completely full, as that provides the maximum amount of ammunition to squirt myself with. Butt the most interesting thing it taught me is that peeing on myself in the bathtub invokes a feeling of relaxation, and any harmless activity that provides stress relief is obviously good for you.

RE: "Does it give you the secrets to life?!"

No more than any other activity does.

 

[Lord Booticus]

RE: "So you going to try everything before your short lfie expires?"

I'm going to experience as wide a variety of harmless things as possible, given the amount of spare time I have.

RE: "Did peeing on yourself teach you anything interesting?"

Yes, it taught me that it's more fun to put my shower off until my bladder is completely full, as that provides the maximum amount of ammunition to squirt myself with. Butt the most interesting thing it taught me is that peeing on myself in the bathtub invokes a feeling of relaxation, and any harmless activity that provides stress relief is obviously good for you.

RE: "Does it give you the secrets to life?!"

No more than any other activity does.

Good philosophy to have , I hope you enjoy every moment of it