Do you squat when you clean your ass ?

[rareboy]

I find it easier to stand on my head in the shower and put the shower head on massage personally.

I thought I was the only one to do that.

 

[palbert]

If the angle of the hips is actually a relevant factor, why isn't simply leaning forwards during elimination the answer?

This also ignores the very real physical aspect of the influence of the upper alimentary canal and the effects of exerting pressure via voluntary muscular contractions following blocking off the upper canal with the throat.

I believe in physiology books it would be known as the sneeze/fart continuum.

I rely on the cough/dump continuum.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

I move that JUB create a forum called Telstra--Enter At Your Own Risk

 

[OPHELIA_HARDIN]

sexier indeedI used to grew up with squat toilet and even a toilet that directly has hole to the swamp ( in fish eating-restaurant) Tbh I was a bit struggled when I moved here..I wonder "why americans dont wash their ass with soap and rinse it with water after that?" I thought that way is cleaner, I ALWAYS get rash when I just wipe dry my ass with toilet paper.Thanks for wet tissue it keeping my asshole healthy and smells good too

Amen to that! I'm American, but roomed with Persians for many years. They used a plain old watering can with a long spout to wash their asses and once I adopted the habit I never looked back. Can't imagine how much money I've saved on toilet paper over the years!

 

[Kulindahr]

If the angle of the hips is actually a relevant factor, why isn't simply leaning forwards during elimination the answer?

So, put a magazine holder on the floor, lean on your knees, and read?

 

[Kulindahr]

I move that JUB create a forum called Telstra--Enter At Your Own Risk

 

[Kulindahr]

I'm outdoors so much I save a lot on toilet paper anyway -- there's always moss, the right leaves, ferns, or whatever handy.

 

[star-warrior]

Nothin says lovin,like something from the oven!

Through the stomach is the way to a man's heart. Any good fister know's that.

 

[Telstra]

One more thing,
I squat every time i shower to clean ass and to improve my buttocks muscles

 

[palbert]

One more thing,
I squat every time i shower to clean ass and to improve my buttocks muscles

Then post a new and improved avatar of your ass.

 

[star-warrior]

Telly, I bet your buttocks are perkier than freshly baked buns.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

One more thing,
I squat every time i shower to clean ass and to improve my buttocks muscles

Well, you are in good shape at one end anyway. Too bad you don't exercise your upper end more. Reading is always a good exercise.