RationalLunacy
Meeeoooowwww!! Pffffft!!!
I can't see in the dark. 
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Do you think I should get a flashlight?
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alister9669
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You need one, have you got electricity out there yet?
RationalLunacy
Meeeoooowwww!! Pffffft!!!
The Amish don't believe in electricity (except to charge their cell phones).
I can't see in the dark.
Hmm..... Okay, tie two candles on a long stick and hold it in front of you.
Or....
unclaimedblessing
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Or just feel your way around.
That can be fun too.
That can be fun too.
RationalLunacy
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Do I get three wishes?Perhaps an oil lamp. Lavender scented, of course!
ladygrey
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Aren't you gay enough to glow and sparkle?
I have an aura of gayness that lets me light up 4 feet in front of me.
I have an aura of gayness that lets me light up 4 feet in front of me.
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I can't see in the dark.
This is one of those things I do not really want to get into.
Perhaps you may have to continue feeling your way about.
Someone here must be able to enlighten you, probably one of those guys who carry a torch for you.
If I ever get switched on I will let you know!
Really? Damn. I have to see that for myself.
Get a Lantern, specifically a Green Lantern.
Hey! What do you think I am? Some sort of parlor trick?
Oh who am I kidding. I've been known to appear at theme park openings, birthday parties and bah mitzvahs. I guess I could go over to Amish country and light up the joint.
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Then do I have a solution for you!
The hand powered flashlight!
(Not to be confused with the hand powered fleshlight.)
Unless of course you are also a luddite.
GayBoyKellyCfan
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w/o a flash light how can you smack that all on the floor? Or kick it likt Tae Bo? BUY ONE!
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Then do I have a solution for you!
The hand powered flashlight!
(Not to be confused with the hand powered fleshlight.)
Unless of course you are also a luddite.
Aha! That would explain why I kept getting my willy zapped!
A rather interesting sensation I might add. Definitely not for the faint of heart!
ladygrey
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Oh you silly boys.
You all amuse me greatly.
Now if you don't mind, I was busy helping Santa guide his "sleigh" through the "storm" to the big, gaping "chimmney" with my super gay aura.
You all amuse me greatly.
Now if you don't mind, I was busy helping Santa guide his "sleigh" through the "storm" to the big, gaping "chimmney" with my super gay aura.
NedNickerson
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Buy yourself a straw hat and put candles on it the way Kirk Douglas did in "Lust For Life."
RationalLunacy
Meeeoooowwww!! Pffffft!!!
Anyone got a light?