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Do you think I should get a flashlight?

Aren't you gay enough to glow and sparkle?


I have an aura of gayness that lets me light up 4 feet in front of me.
 
I can't see in the dark. :(

This is one of those things I do not really want to get into.

Perhaps you may have to continue feeling your way about.

Someone here must be able to enlighten you, probably one of those guys who carry a torch for you.

If I ever get switched on I will let you know!
 
Aren't you gay enough to glow and sparkle?


I have an aura of gayness that lets me light up 4 feet in front of me.

Really? Damn. I have to see that for myself. ;)

Get a Lantern, specifically a Green Lantern. ;)

Hey! What do you think I am? Some sort of parlor trick?

Oh who am I kidding. I've been known to appear at theme park openings, birthday parties and bah mitzvahs. I guess I could go over to Amish country and light up the joint. :mrgreen:
 
Maybe a flashlight will help you find your fleshlight!
 
The Amish don't believe in electricity (except to charge their cell phones).
Then do I have a solution for you!

The hand powered flashlight!
(Not to be confused with the hand powered fleshlight.)

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Unless of course you are also a luddite.
 
Won't matter iffen ys do iffen ya don'ts buy some bat'ries ta make it go.

Get recharg'bles...after ya gest a gen'rator, an' some oil or gas ta pow'r it...after ya digs a well an' buildsthe processin' plant...

...gee, this is gettin' complercated AN' spensive.

Jus' move ta where they already HAVE 'lectricity. That'll solve ever'thin'.
Oh. My. God.
How long did it take you to write that?
;)
 
Then do I have a solution for you!

The hand powered flashlight!
(Not to be confused with the hand powered fleshlight.)

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Unless of course you are also a luddite.

Aha! That would explain why I kept getting my willy zapped!

A rather interesting sensation I might add. Definitely not for the faint of heart! :mrgreen:
 
Oh you silly boys.

You all amuse me greatly.

Now if you don't mind, I was busy helping Santa guide his "sleigh" through the "storm" to the big, gaping "chimmney" with my super gay aura.
 
Buy yourself a straw hat and put candles on it the way Kirk Douglas did in "Lust For Life."
 
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