do you think yeahright1991 should top me?

[fabulouslyghetto]

Excuse me...

I get it. You're mad cuz all that sexy mocha deliciousness belongs to me and not you?

 

[yeahright1991]

No this has become a you-need-to-get-in-between-my-legs fest. You give me boners and I'm willing to upload picture proof.

Send me a private message darlin'. No need to show these bitches what belongs to me.

 

[yeahright1991]

Excuse me...

Oh bitch.... I know you aren't trying me. I'm gorgeous. Don't try Karen either....She's the Queen of JUB....and I'm right by her side

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Send me a private message darlin'. No need to show these bitches what belongs to me.

I wouldn't dream of it. All this is yours daddy.

 

[G-Lexington]

No this has become a you-need-to-get-in-between-my-legs fest. You give me boners and I'm willing to upload picture proof.

After all the kindness and tenderness the gargoyle has provided, you're not even going to give him a look-see? Hmph - I'm out.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

After all the kindness and tenderness the gargoyle has provided, you're not even going to give him a look-see? Hmph - I'm out.

Lex

Alexis, I appreciate the handjobs you gave me at the dinner table, but those days are behind me, I'm tryna settle down now and I want to make some beautiful brown babies with yeahright. As a matter of fact, my period is late this month.

 

[yeahright1991]

Alexis, I appreciate the handjobs you gave me at the dinner table, but those days are behind me, I'm tryna settle down now and I want to make some beautiful brown babies with yeahright. As a matter of fact, my period is late this month.

Baby that is not my fault. I always use protection (#lifestyles). I'm sure it will be here tmw.

 

[G-Lexington]

Alexis, I appreciate the handjobs you gave me at the dinner table, but those days are behind me, I'm tryna settle down now and I want to make some beautiful brown babies with yeahright. As a matter of fact, my period is late this month.

The only thing you ever asked me to give you under the table was money. Oh, and that one time we managed to get you into a halfway-decent restaurant, you asked me to sneak you some of my silverware. And, if you remember correctly, I said "no" each and every time.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The only thing you ever asked me to give you under the table was money. Oh, and that one time we managed to get you into a halfway-decent restaurant, you asked me to sneak you some of my silverware. And, if you remember correctly, I said "no" each and every time.

Lex

I'm just sayin, what's the point of bringin that big ass purse if you're not gonna take home some silverware? That was some good ass silverware too. Scary ass bitch.

 

[yeahright1991]

I'm just sayin, what's the point of bringin that big ass purse if you're not gonna take home some silverware? That was some good ass silverware too. Scary ass bitch.

It seems your having some Ex trouble here. Can I be of assistance?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

It seems your having some Ex trouble here. Can I be of assistance?

It's ok daddy Lex is good people, she's just a little ratchet sometimes. One time we went to a buffet and she shoved a fistful of chinese donuts into her purse, it was sooo embarrassing cuz everyone noticed but no one wanted to say anything.

The only trouble I have is you not being inside me right now.

 

[yeahright1991]

^^ Um babe....we don't live anywhere NEAR eachother. I cant stretch my dick that long.

 

[G-Lexington]

Oh, now you wanna bring Ratchet into this, too? He's just a friend. But really good with tools.

And don't even start with that "Chinese donut" bullshit story again. Anybody with a lick of sense would know that there wouldn't BE any donuts left at the buffet fifteen seconds after your ass walked in the place.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^^ Um babe....we don't live anywhere NEAR eachother. I cant stretch my dick that long.

*in Plain White Tees voice*

A thousand miles seems very far
but they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way

Distance is irrelevant in the matters of love.

 

[yeahright1991]

Oh, now you wanna bring Ratchet into this, too? He's just a friend. But really good with tools.

And don't even start with that "Chinese donut" bullshit story again. Anybody with a lick of sense would know that there wouldn't BE any donuts left at the buffet fifteen seconds after your ass walked in the place.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

@yeahright1991

 

[BFizzle]

How would two basic bottom bitches together work though . . .

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Baby that is not my fault. I always use protection (#lifestyles). I'm sure it will be here tmw.

Ok you have to promise not to get mad.... I poked a hole in it. I thought you would be happy about this, guess not.

 

[nialltt]

This killed me.

 

[yeahright1991]

Double dildo

I own two of them anyway so....good suggestion...doesn't require any extra expenditure.