Do you want to see my nude pictures?

[tila123]

of u or the ostrich?? lol

 

[G-Lexington]

I've eaten ratite before, so this isn't virgin territory for me.

Lex

 

[tomind]

so where are they?

 

[buzzj]

what a ridiculous question! strip bitch!!!

Yeah! Why was there no "Strip, bitch" option??

 

[Andross]

I need a sample picture of your body clothed first to decide if I want to see you naked or not

 

[chatolandia]

Love ratites!

Tasty and lean!!!

 

[Riverrick]

All right, all right! Isn't that enough Yes's for you?

Show us the fricken meat and potatoes fergodsake!

 

[luminum]

Sure, why not?

 

[nwdavis]

How many people here want to see nude pictures of yours truly?

Not if that's really you in your avatar.

 

[Diodorus]

It's Not An Ostrich -- It's An Emu!!!!!!

Hear..Hear..Let's keep these things straight......uh I mean queer, oh crap,,I mean clear..

 

[Soilwork]

Depends.

Do I pronounce that "Slob One" or "Slow Bone?"

 

[twardmo]

YES!!!! and i don't even know you, lol

 

[Fire]

I’ve always wondered about that myself.

Not if he wears Depends, the other part.

I am offended. Bowel and bladder incontinence are not laughing matters.

 

[slobone]

Oh dear well what started out as a pathetic attempt to draw attention to my 3000th post seems to have backfired. I should have known better, but once again my ADHD struck and I launched a thread without thinking it through... so I got more attention than I really wanted.

Anyway, just so you know -- I don't actually have any nude pictures of myself, and you wouldn't want to see them if I did. Trust me on this one.

I'll be over in the corner sucking on my thumb if anybody's looking for me

Oh yeah, and PS the name Slobone just popped into my head one day. I have no idea what it means. I pronounce it slow-bone, but I'm not quite sure what that means either...

 

[BrandonSBCA]

I'd never do these kind of threads. Especially on JUB due to it's reputation.

 

[Riverrick]

Oh dear well what started out as a pathetic attempt to draw attention to my 3000th post seems to have backfired. I should have known better, but once again my ADHD struck and I launched a thread without thinking it through... so I got more attention than I really wanted.

Anyway, just so you know -- I don't actually have any nude pictures of myself, and you wouldn't want to see them if I did. Trust me on this one.

Aww, you're not getting off that easy. At least not until WE get off.

Grab your cell phone, point it to the netherlands when you get out of the shower, and snap away.
I never met a dick I didn't like.

 

[buzzj]

Oh dear well what started out as a pathetic attempt to draw attention to my 3000th post seems to have backfired....

Many thanks for 3,000 very enjoyable posts! (Now, what will it take to get your avatar back??)

 

[interesting]

Damn, I was getting hopeful too.

 

[jaysizzles]

Oh dear well what started out as a pathetic attempt to draw attention to my 3000th post seems to have backfired. I should have known better, but once again my ADHD struck and I launched a thread without thinking it through... so I got more attention than I really wanted.

Anyway, just so you know -- I don't actually have any nude pictures of myself, and you wouldn't want to see them if I did. Trust me on this one.

my... what a little cock tease you are...

 

[Eternaldarkness]

*sigh*...so I came in here and read through all of this for nothing!

hahahaha. by the way Slobone, where in Iowa? I grew up there you know and for some reason, never seen an emu or ostrich running around in the corns yet.