Do your balls...

[sixthson]

hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Do you tie them in a knot or do you tie them in a bow?
Do you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

I just love those old childhood songs, don't you?

 

[sixthson]

We used to sing the line:

Do you throw them over your shoulder
like a European soldier?

You wacky Aussies.

 

[texpatriot]

hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Do you tie them in a knot or do you tie them in a bow?
Do you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

I just love those old childhood songs, don't you?

In retrospect do you think that your Pre-K upbringing might have...oh never mind.

 

[sixthson]

It comes from standing on our heads all day.

It's sounds like a good way to stand when you have your balls over your shoulders.

 

[sixthson]

In retrospect do you think that your Pre-K upbringing might have...oh never mind.

What upbringing?

 

[texpatriot]

What upbringing?

I'm not saying, I'm just saying!

 

[sixthson]

I'm not saying, I'm just saying!

So I heard.

 

[Lefty]

Raven, I am going to tell you one more time..tighter swimmers or a bigger jock and

you won't have to stand on its head anymore.

 

[hotdog1846]

Balls. *giggle*

 

[sixthson]

Balls. *giggle*

Balls. *jiggle*

 

[hotdog1846]

Balls. *jiggle*

Balls. *jingle*

 

[sixthson]

Balls. *jingle*

Still have your Christmas decorations up, I see. How festive of you.

 

[NedNickerson]

Balls. *jingle*

Balls. *tingle*

 

[sixthson]

Balls. *tingle*

They make a balm for that, you know?

 

[freefall]

What on earth are children learning nowadays?

 

[sixthson]

What on earth are children learning nowadays?

Who says I'm an earthling?

 

[sixthson]

"Duhhhhzzzzzzzz.........your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?".......

http://www.nutsie.com/song/Does you...ht/4887588?artist_id=1001828&album_id=4887579

Way cute. Thanks.

 

[Lefty]

Sixth son,

Yo mama says yo dada was out of this world which is why you were number 6.

She done tole us too that when she birthed you

you was earthed too.

So stick that sprocket in your socket and pedal all day.


(oh shit, I need some sleep before I get in to deep)

btw, the top lines were for lol purposes.

 

[sixthson]

Its ears,not balls...stop corrupting me....


My older brothers taught me this...

My name is Poncho

I live on a Rancho :/

I make 5 pesos a day

I go to Lucy

To get some pussy

She take my 5 pesos away

It appears we have both been misled in our childhoods.

**I still prefer balls to ears.

 

[sixthson]

Lefty, yo mama is so fat you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Sweet dreams.