Does this ever happen to you?

[gsdx]

You're shopping in your local grocery store and you stop at a shelf to buy purchase something, and a handsome young buck in tight, faded blue jeans steps up beside you, promptly bends over at the waist to examine items on the lower shelves, oblivious to the furtive peeks you give to his southern mountain region. . .

. . . and then, suddenly, everything you need to buy happens to be in the exact same aisle as what he needs, and you hope it's on the lower shelves!

Of course, that didn't happen to me. Of course not. I'm speaking hypothetically, of course.

But, man oh man! Did his hypotheticals ever look good in those jeans!

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Not really as I don't go shopping anymore. But one time I went to the market and all I saw were twinks.

 

[FREDDIE187]

I go shopping quite a lot, I enjoy it and I do all the shopping for the house.

I can say honestly that does happen to me. I can easily follow a handsome young man around the shopping isles.

 

[just_mills]

You went shopping for that guy didn't you!
Blasphemy!

 

[gsdx]

You went shopping for that guy didn't you!
Blasphemy!

He wouldn't get into my shopping cart, though.

 

[theatreboi]

i am so jealous...usually it's just middle-aged to old ladies shopping when i am. either that or i'm there at like midnight and it's just me, my friends and the employees.

 

[gsdx]

I had sex with this guy stocking shelves late night one time, Dose that count? hehe, was oh so long ago, I think I was 19 at the time. I was drunk and started flirting with him as a joke. Turns out he was a big ol homo, 10 mins later we where in the employee bath room, lol. Ah, the memories..

Geez. All I ever end up with is a tin of beans in tomato sauce and maybe some deli-sliced meat.

 

[buttons]

nah, I wouldn't be interested although there are some guys I'd make an exception for but if hypothetically speaking he was my age or older that would be a different matter altogether. Hmmm. Well dressed and nicely groomed, sigh....

 

[Brijan]

Hypothetically I wish that would happen to me.

Realistically, I'll likely go food shopping and forget to buy something.

 

[Austin40acres]

Hypothetically speaking, I'd like to move closer and reach up over him to find something on the top shelf while he's bending over to find something on the bottom shelf.

Close enough so that something would bump into something else.

Then, realistically speaking, I'd blush, get embarrassed and run away.

Damn. Hypothetical reality is much more fun that real reality.

A4A

 

[Christopher123]

Yep.

Recently, in fact.

 

[gsdx]

Damn. Hypothetical reality is much more fun that real reality.

Ain't it the truth?