Does This Make Me Look Gay?

[tbonez]

Simon....how was your dreamsicle?

I thought it was a cumsicle??

Hard and slippery on the outside and sweet and creamy on the inside. And just lick and suck, NO biting!

 

[justsimon]

I thought it was a cumsicle??

Hard and slippery on the outside and sweet and creamy on the inside. And just lick and suck, NO biting!

It was a dreamy cumsicle.

 

[dolphwasser]

Earlier I was sitting at my local coffee shop drinking a low-fat, vanilla latte with a straw. I like to have a little something sweet while I do the crossword. As I was sipping my drink and adjusting my pride necklace, I noticed a terribly cute boy walk in. He was wearing D&G bootcut jeans with an orange and white striped sweater (like a creamsicle). His bleached blond hair performed a perfect dip down to his eyebrows. Cute!

I looked him over once or twice (or three times) until he noticed me. He looked approvingly at my pre-stressed Diesel butthuggers and my tight white t-shirt. I grabbed my messenger bag (pierced with an array of rainbows and my favorite, "It's in to be out" button) and walked towards the bathroom.

After I came on his sweater, I went back to my table to finish my latte and crossword. As I grabbed my pen to fill in 47 Across, I noticed a woman across the room looking my way. She had a funny look on her face. So here's my question:

Does this pen make me look gay?



Note: This is obviously a joke, I would never drink a low-fat latte.

No, but next time, DO take it out of your ass to complete 47 across. Squatting over a crossword puzzle at the local coffee house is SO gauche! Why do you think she was looking at you that way???

 

[HunkeyMonkey]

what the heck?
uhh..
what pen?
what are you talking about?!
you're crazy..

 

[justsimon]

what the heck?
uhh..
what pen?
what are you talking about?!
you're crazy..

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