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Does your automobile adequately reflect your penis?

My Nissan reflects the fact that I'm fortunate enough to be able to own a car. I'm not sure about this whole "automobile reflecting my penis thing" That's a weird way of looking at things. Maybe I just don't know how to answer the question :confused:
 
I drive a red Italian car, made by the good folks who make Ferraris.

So... who wants to touch me? :D


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Quoted from the movie 'The Crew': "Yeah, Porsche, cars for men with small penises." :lol:

blackbeltninja said:
I drive a red Italian car, made by the good folks who make Ferraris.

So... who wants to touch me? :D


-d-
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That depends on the oil and grease you're using :twisted:
 
dunno but ma knee wheels ans hand wheels ans feet brakes look Kool

ha
 
Mine stays in the garage most of the time. I enjoy getting it out now and then just to give it a polish and keep it in good condition. Also it's important to drain the fuel tank when it stands idle for long periods - don't want any accidents. I'm happy to let other people have the use of it if they ask nicely and treat it right. Sometimes I think it'd be nice to go out for a burn up and really put it through its paces but I'd have to learn to drive I've never had the confidence.
Also I'd have to buy a car.
 
I hope not!

I don't have a car; therefore, I don't have a penis. This is definitely NOT a true statement.
 
Essex Boy said:
Mine stays in the garage most of the time. I enjoy getting it out now and then just to give it a polish and keep it in good condition. Also it's important to drain the fuel tank when it stands idle for long periods - don't want any accidents. I'm happy to let other people have the use of it if they ask nicely and treat it right. Sometimes I think it'd be nice to go out for a burn up and really put it through its paces but I'd have to learn to drive I've never had the confidence.
Also I'd have to buy a car.
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Haha! I was about to say that I also wax my car regularly.... does that count?
I mean, that sucker stays POLISHED! :lol:
 
I don't know .. you tell me ..

that's my one car, I don't pay for it though ..
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that's my private car, that I pay for myself:
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bankside said:
I don't know about adequately reflecting my penis. But when I push a button on my key fob, my trunk opens automatically.
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Do you have junk in your trunk? :-)

ibill1 said:
Well, yes, I drive a Toyota Land Cruiser. The biggest, bad ass Suv on the market, outside of the hummer, which is just gross.
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You can't say "bad ass" and "SUV" in the same sentence! :-)

counterspade said:
My Ford Explorer is average. My penis is average. My Ford Explorer is a trooper. My penis is a trooper. My Ford Explorer is rugged. My penis is rugged.

I just gave myself a boner with my SUV. What the fudge?
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Cars and bikes give me wood...maybe a Jeep or two. Never a 'rugged' Explorer...

blackbeltninja said:
I drive a red Italian car, made by the good folks who make Ferraris.

So... who wants to touch me? :D


-d-
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So you drive a Fiat?

Essex Boy said:
Mine stays in the garage most of the time. I enjoy getting it out now and then just to give it a polish and keep it in good condition. Also it's important to drain the fuel tank when it stands idle for long periods - don't want any accidents. I'm happy to let other people have the use of it if they ask nicely and treat it right. Sometimes I think it'd be nice to go out for a burn up and really put it through its paces but I'd have to learn to drive I've never had the confidence.
Also I'd have to buy a car.
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You can park it in my garage any time... :sex:
 
blackbeltninja said:
So... who wants to touch me? :D


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I volunteer!



I drive a 93 Geo Prizm
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This picture makes it look way fancier than it actually is.


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I don't really understand the need some people feel to flaunt their extravagant cars. For me, I'm content with a car that gets me from point A to point B...with air conditioning. I grew up with a car that had no air conditioning, now it's a must. :rolleyes:

P.S. When I was google image searching for the above pictures, almost every picture shown was of a geo prizm with some sort of collision damage. Rather disconcerting...
 
The guys with the biggest muscle cars usually have the smallest dicks.

Just sayin'.
 
No, I try to buy what I can afford that reflects my asperations, which isn't neccesarily my reality. One time I heard that big men sometimes try to squeeze into little cars to look smaller and small men buy big cars to feel more important.
 
If the premise of this thread is true, I guess most of you Americans have cars with no hood.
 
For anybody worrying that the fact they don't have a car means people think they have no penis, relax. As we all know, people with tiny dicks like to drive big, expensive, flash cars. So if you have no car, the equation applies in reverse. Congrats, you have a big, expensive, flash penis.
 
I don't own one, and I rarely have a need for one. But on the rare occasions when I can't do without, I rent one or pay someone to take care of my needs.

For transportation, on the other hand, I just take the bus.
 
I have a super white 2010 Camry XLE. I'll let you decide on the premises.
 
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