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Does your country use the word wanker ?

I'm imagining that the pronounciation of those words involves a certain amount of clicking and hoiking sounds. :confused: And the Bulgarian one could end in 'ova' as in Navritilova.

LOL no.

Pronunciation:
chi-ki-dzi-ya
ma-la-kas

In Garblgobl: ¥ð¢®åþ

(See, D-Base? I can make up languages too.)

LOL, maybe your computer can't decode Cyrillic and Greek characters... see the link below.

Чикиджия (translations - > person who wanks -> [show ▼] )
μαλάκας
 
Yeah, in the UK we use wanker to mean someone who masturbates alot as well as a derogatory term meaning idiot or fool.
 
We use Puñetero...

I was referring to the basic use, the derogatory use of that term is rather sporadic, and then "cabrón" is a better option, which also has the affective uses wanker seems to have too.
 
We use it in Hawaii, but a lot of Australians live here. We have picked up their slang. We all use" pissed" to mean drunk which confuses people from the mainland who only use it to mean mad.
 
^^ ..| :lol:

The Aussie meaning of wanker ...

Two Aussie builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough
pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the
bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suited man.

Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.

Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker.

Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the
better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that
the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the
better of the builder.

Phil: - 'Scuse me.. No offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what
you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.

Phil: - Oh! What's that then?

Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home?

Phil: - Er... Mmm . Well yeah, I do as it happens!

Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond.
Which is it?

Phil: - It's in a pond!

Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden

Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!

Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large
garden then you have a large house?

Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself!

Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to
assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite
probably married?

Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children.

Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with
your wife on a regular basis?

Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week!

Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very
often?

Phil: - Me? Never.

Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!

Phil: - How's that then?

Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your
sex life!

Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.

Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?

Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

Eric: - What's that then?

Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Eric: - Nope.

Phil: - Well then, you're a wanker...
 
No, obviously, we don't use wanker in Portugal. Why would we?
 
We use wanker in .za as well. At least, those of us with English as a first language do.

We use it in much the same way as the English and the Aussies do - a wanker being an idiot, and someone having one off the wrist might be described as having a wank.

There are plenty of alternatives in Afrikaans and the bastardised .za derivatives of both languages as well, of course.

-d-
 
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