Does Your Dog Suck Your Cog?

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Seriously... ?

 

[MrRochesterNY]

Is this a Telstra thread?

Discuss.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Is this a Telstra thread?

Discuss.

Your avatar is pretty Telstra. All it needs is to sit down on a wet world atlas.

 

[zoltanspawn]

I've seen puppies suckle teats, but I've never seen a dog suck on anything. Chew, bite, lick, yes.

But what I want to know, Harke, is: does your dock suck your cock?

 

[Keeland]

Only when all aback and in irons (kinky).

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I've seen puppies suckle teats, but I've never seen a dog suck on anything. Chew, bite, lick, yes.

But what I want to know, Harke, is: does your dock suck your cock?

She's a woman and I've never actually met her.

 

[zoltanspawn]

She's a woman and I've never actually met her.

Huh, interesting. In America, ours are generally made of wooden planks and barrels. Dutch women must be very stiff and floaty. Cool!

 

[Willie Boy]

Huh, interesting. In America, ours are generally made of wooden planks and barrels. Dutch women must be very stiff and floaty. Cool!

How you like to tie your dinghy up at that dock?

 

[Cormac135]

Don't have a dog, but if i was to get one that requirement would be on the top of the list.

Wait, what we talking about here ?

 

[ElmosToe]

I want to be like Telstra when I grow up.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

I want to be like Telstra when I grow up.

You can't be like Telstra and still be grown up! Contradiction in terms.

But Telstra does kinda grow on you if you are a constant reader of his postings, as I am.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

Your avatar is pretty Telstra. All it needs is to sit down on a wet world atlas.

My sweet little butt would never cover a whole world atlas, Mr. Boeotarch!

 

[FPNY]

if i put peanut butter on it....

 

[Willie Boy]

I honestly find it hard to believe that anybody here has a dog that would suck on one of those.

 

[Vannie]

if i put peanut butter on it....

Be careful,he might mistake it for a cocktail weiner

 

[FPNY]

Be careful,he might mistake it for a cocktail weiner

well....I've NEVER...

 

[Willie Boy]

Be careful,he might mistake it for a cocktail weiner

Who puts pb on a cw?

 

[Vannie]

Who puts pb on a cw?

I tried mustard but the dog didn't like it.

 

[FPNY]

once they start liking it, you don't have to use the peanut butter any more....

 

[jbrown329]

once they start liking it, you don't have to use the peanut butter any more....

Who let the dogs out?