Does your penis have a Name?

[Kyanimal]

I call mine: "the jackonator" because he feels so great when I cum.

Good one! I'm pretty sure I know EXACTLY what you mean!

Mine is Chanticleer. I got it from my english class in high school because we were reading a book about this rooster named Chanticleer and he was described as an impressive cock. I thought that was perfect lol. My balls are pinky and the brain because I just wanted to continue a theme of characters and those are just good names for balls.

Aha! I never thought to name "Animal's" 'Friends'. Excellent concept since they are of crucial "support"! And, I'd be more than Happy to get a "Wake Up Call" from "Chanticleer"!

Right, i'm gonna call it Silent Bob!!

HA! NOT what I was expecting! I think I'm liking that, though!

not since i was a kid, actually. back then i called it "Herbie" - don't know why.

Might that have had to do with a certain Cute VW with "Magical Powers"?

 

[Kyanimal]

...

Even just petting him is crazy.

Ain't it though? (Even after all that practice! )

Oh yay ... we allowed naughty bits in Hot Topics now? Well ... this thread is currently in Hot Topics.

No Sh*t? I originally started this in the "Amateur Forum". Didn't even notice the move. Of course, I don't know what forum I'm usually in any way!

Can we now post "naughty bits" in "Hot Topics"? I certainly Hope so!!

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Damn right!

^^That's it's name.

(In my case, substitute "chicks" and "woman" with studs and man.)

AWESOME!!

I do ADORE All of you Guys, and your Dicks!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Jayden]

I've had dates call it 'Heaven' before.

 

[birddog7]

I guess "tiny" would be fitting...

 

[buckeyrex]

It's been my experience that most guys have a name for their penis. Some are "generic", and some are "specific". For example, mine happens to be "Animal", just because He's always been one!

Well ... not exactly "always". Until we turned 10, or so, maybe even as late as 12, all I ever thought He was good for was aiming while peeing, and keeping out of sight. Well ... that's not exactly true, either. He was fun to show off, here and there, but not a lot, because that was supposed to be "naughty".

However, eventually He "came" into His own , and has been doing His best to get ME into trouble every since! Yes! He has often led me into Temptation!

I also have to admit that I didn't give Him that name. It was bestowed during our sophomore college year, by a certain group of gossipy sorority sisters. I'll not get into that here, though.

We've been inseparable (Thank Goodness!) for a bit over 60yr. now! And, though I should know better, He STILL manages to "take control" now and then! Evidence of that are numerous pictures scattered around JUB!

Neither of us are what we used to be! Somehow, though, He still looks younger than me, short but kinda cute, in His own way. He no longer stands as straight UP as He used to, butt He can still get the job done!

He's attached some mug shots, mostly just "chillin'". Except, there might be one where his slight curve to my right has "straightened" out.

SO! Do YOU have a Name for your "Best Buddy"? Care to tell us how He got it? Of course, pictures are always welcum, too!

And, yeah! This whole thing was "Animal's" idea!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

Yes....COCK

 

[bulge]

today, Nabuchodonosor and Nefertiti tomorrow.

 

[Lefty]

Damn it Elvin....

where are these alleged nudes?

for that matter, where are yours?

 

[azare II]

No name. Any ideas?

No name needed ! I can't talk now lol

 

[sidekick1914]

Mine is Bugs, after Bugs Bunny. That's not to say that he (it?) has any though.

 

[sidekick1914]

Bugs as in Bugs Bunny

 

[Lefty]

Side kick they call him Bugs?

Is that because h is good at elmer Fudding?
or
always burrowing into some rabbits hole
or
he always eats it all of the carrots not just tops?
or
he's a loony tune and Nuts hang around him?

OR??????????????????????......EH

 

[dkonez]

Haha, haven't named my dick yet. Actually, never had this kind of thoughts of naming my penis. Well, will think of one soon.

 

[Demon_Knight69]

HAHAHAHA I just came again...oh god it felt so awesome.

 

[NineOfClubs]

No, it doesn't. And my washing machine doesn't either....

 

[gmoney]

Just call him horn...cause he's always horny!

 

[Kyanimal]

HAHAHAHA I just came again...oh god it felt so awesome.

There ya GO! Butt, does "He" have a Name?

No, it doesn't. And my washing machine doesn't either....

I am totally shocked that YOU would think of a part of You as merely an appliance!

Granted, there are "things" that do Work for us, butt some are more personal than others. I mean ... some Guys even have names for their cars, too!

And, yet, a part of You, that gives you SO much pleasure, and, I'm sure, even makes "suggestions" to you ... Hey! You ARE a Guy, after all! ... is relegated to mere "machine" status?

Cum ON, Buddy! If not a Name, at least grant "Him" more Credit than that!

Just call him horn...cause he's always horny!

Nice pic, G!!

Definitely something to be PROUD of!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[RonR18]

It's been my experience that most guys have a name for their penis. Some are "generic", and some are "specific". For example, mine happens to be "Animal", just because He's always been one!

Well ... not exactly "always". Until we turned 10, or so, maybe even as late as 12, all I ever thought He was good for was aiming while peeing, and keeping out of sight. Well ... that's not exactly true, either. He was fun to show off, here and there, but not a lot, because that was supposed to be "naughty".

However, eventually He "came" into His own , and has been doing His best to get ME into trouble every since! Yes! He has often led me into Temptation!

I also have to admit that I didn't give Him that name. It was bestowed during our sophomore college year, by a certain group of gossipy sorority sisters. I'll not get into that here, though.

We've been inseparable (Thank Goodness!) for a bit over 60yr. now! And, though I should know better, He STILL manages to "take control" now and then! Evidence of that are numerous pictures scattered around JUB!

Neither of us are what we used to be! Somehow, though, He still looks younger than me, short but kinda cute, in His own way. He no longer stands as straight UP as He used to, butt He can still get the job done!

He's attached some mug shots, mostly just "chillin'". Except, there might be one where his slight curve to my right has "straightened" out.

SO! Do YOU have a Name for your "Best Buddy"? Care to tell us how He got it? Of course, pictures are always welcum, too!

And, yeah! This whole thing was "Animal's" idea!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

After checking out Animal's mug shots, my advice to you is watch out for large mousetraps if you ever get a straight roommate!

When a vote was taken for the most appropriate name for my penis, the unanimous decision was, "Prostate Rocket." I know, it's kind of a corny name (no pun intended towards JUB's Mr. Corny), butt I think it fits, based on the speed in which guys squirm their butt around when they're impaled by it.

The below pic was taken of PR while he was getting horny with his reflection in a mirror... he's such a narcissistic beast.

 

[Lefty]

Gosh Ron, he is cute as a button.

And if you keep washing him in hot

water he be just about the right

size to slip in a butt-on hole.

Shrinkage must be a bitch.

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[stvnp87]

Mine was dubbed "Mr Roundtree"

 

[RonR18]

Gosh Ron, he is cute as a button.

And if you keep washing him in hot

water he be just about the right

size to slip in a butt-on hole.

Shrinkage must be a bitch.

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Thanks mate, I just washed him in hot water, so lets see if he'll fit in your hole now. If not, think how good it'd feel just to have him pressed between your cheeks, gently massaging your tongue as I satisfy your "curiosity" about gay sex.

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