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Does your penis have a Name?

juicyjack said:
Mine is Chanticleer. I got it from my english class in high school because we were reading a book about this rooster named Chanticleer and he was described as an impressive cock. I thought that was perfect lol. My balls are pinky and the brain because I just wanted to continue a theme of characters and those are just good names for balls.

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Lol, I REALLY like that name. Because Chanticleer is the name of the rooster in one of my child-hood movies, Rock-a-doodle. Also because Chanticleer is the name of an amazing all-male capella chorus. And because it's an attractive name for a dick.:D:p
 
Ron....

is it possible you were released a little sooner than was perhaps

really best. Obviously you still have hallucination issues.

Oh and your P/M is full too.
 
The names you guys have for your dicks are cute and highly inventive. This may be a divergence from the theme but it is something that has been brought to mind by some of the latest additions to this thread.

Many years ago at a branch of the bank I still use, the cashiers all had little name tags at their windows. One guy had his name shown as 'P.Ennis'. With hindsight, I wish I had asked him what he called his dick!
 
RonR18 said:
When a vote was taken for the most appropriate name for my penis, the unanimous decision was, "Prostate Rocket." I know, it's kind of a corny name (no pun intended towards JUB's Mr. Corny), butt I think it fits, based on the speed in which guys squirm their butt around when they're impaled by it. :D
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HA! LOVE It!! All things considered, I couldn't have Cum UP with a more appropriate name for "Him", myself! :gaysex: ..|

RonR18 said:
The below pic was taken of PR while he was getting horny with his reflection in a mirror... he's such a narcissistic beast. ;)

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And, "He" has every right to be! Butt, aren't they ALL? (!) :badgrin:



stvnp87 said:
Mine was dubbed "Mr Roundtree"
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That is an Excellent Name, too! Given the "Wood" reference ... *|* :D

Autolycus said:
Many years ago at a branch of the bank I still use, the cashiers all had little name tags at their windows. One guy had his name shown as 'P.Ennis'. With hindsight, I wish I had asked him what he called his dick!
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:rotflmao: Absolutely Hilarious! "What's in a Name ...?" :lol:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
I've alway's called mine "RAJAH" because it has alway's been a nice straight 8"inch cut boner from an early age...that I have always been proud off...
 
"Rajah" ...

Sounds like a "King" to me! *|* (!) (!w!)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
256 page book on Amazon for JUBbers who are at a loss for what to call their penis: "The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend"

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Penis-Name-Book-Naming-Friend/dp/144050637X"]Amazon.com: The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend (9781440506376): David Rosenthal, Saryn Chorney: Books[/ame]


"About the Author
DAVID ROSENTHAL lives in L.A. and, before writing this book, spent his time representing actors, writers, and directors at a Beverly Hills talent management firm. He's had a penis his entire life."

Hmm, who would want to pay $7.96 for this book when you can get hundreds of penis names on Google for free? And why would the author of a "penis name book" mention his penis in the ad without saying what it's name is? In other words, why would anyone think it's important to name their penis if the author doesn't set an example by naming his own penis? Doesn't he realize this one lapse in judgement has destroyed the credibility for his entire book? :confused:
 
A nerdy chick i was with once called him Megaladon the Merciless because he "broke her vagina".

I don't find the name particular fitting, but she told my college roommate about it and I've been stuck with it ever since. lol
 
Shameless BUMP! (!) (!w!)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
the first dude i slept with was an asian guy who spoke broken english.

after sex he'd call me, and i quote: good young dick (i was 18 and he was 30)
 
My boyfriend calls "it" Jerry :)
Still didn't manage to understand why however XD
 
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