Dog For Sale

[spooger]

My kind of dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!

Dog For Sale

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'

 

[Ekim23]

TOOO BIGGGGGG loool

but they must look kid when theyyounger

 

[unloadonme]

How about this:

 

[Ekim23]

TOOOOOO SMALLLLLLLLl

lmao

 

[Yooper]

OMG! It's Fang!

 

[Horschallen]

Huge! Wonder how my cats would react if this dog enters my home.

 

[frankfrank]

OMG! It's White Fang!

 

[HOT4MEN]

Holy hell!! That can't be real! It would cost a fortune to feed it! It could eat a goat for breakfast!

 

[Willie Boy]

OMG! It's Fang!

A genetic mix of dna from a St. Bernard, a rotweiler, a mastiff, an elephant, a long dead T'rex, and possibly some great white shark, too. But you should see him swim!

 

[TickTockMan]

What breed of dog is that?

 

[TickTockMan]

Big doggy

Huge kitty

DAMN!!

 

[Willie Boy]

What breed of dog is that?

Most likely: St Bernard/Rotweiler mix.

 

[ckyb2]

That dog is too fucking big.

 

[TickTockMan]

I want one. I'd name him Tchaikovsky.

 

[Willie Boy]

I'd name him Mouse, just to confuse people. Or maybe Cuddles. I could just see it, some brain dead moron tries a home invasion robbery on me.

Me: "You don't want to do that."

idiot: "Why not?"

Me: "Cuddles doesn't like it."

idiot: "And I'm supposed to be afraid of some scrawny little cat?"

Me: "No. Just him." And Cuddles walks in, his big feet pounding the floor. And the robber wets himself as his feet freeze in place out of fear.

 

[FPNY]

what a cool looking dog, he has a nice face and is probably a big mush. i bet he's one of those drool dogs tho....imagine the drool that pours outta that mouth....oy

 

[Lukeee]

Awwww what a cute doggy! He doesn't look that big and scary... I bet when you get him alone he rolls straight over for a tummy rub

 

[Triple G]

OMG! It's Fang!

WARNING!!! TRESPASERS WILL BE EATEN!!!!:

 

[TickTockMan]

I'd name him Mouse, just to confuse people. Or maybe Cuddles. I could just see it, some brain dead moron tries a home invasion robbery on me.

Me: "You don't want to do that."

idiot: "Why not?"

Me: "Cuddles doesn't like it."

idiot: "And I'm supposed to be afraid of some scrawny little cat?"

Me: "No. Just him." And Cuddles walks in, his big feet pounding the floor. And the robber wets himself as his feet freeze in place out of fear.

Cuddles is a great name.

 

[TickTockMan]

How much a day do you think that dog would eat?