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The Amish have become living genetic laboratories. bwahahahah!
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No. Not now. We'll be having that after we're finished raising the barn this afternoon....and eating chunks of cheese fried in butter, no doubt!![]()
They wouldn't have a clue what you're playing. Now, if you played something by Raymond the Amish Comic, maybe they'd figure it out.There's an Amish community not far from here. While I don't laugh at them, I do try and play "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al every time I go past.![]()

Only if thy receive the congressional bail-out.Is that a picture of the new GM prototype?
Ya think? I've been to some pretty wild Amish parties in my day. (No, really!!) And a few years back they busted a ring of Amish drug dealers.It's not surprising considering they have lead healthy lives for generations. No smoking, alcohol, mcdonalds, etc.
Ya think? I've been to some pretty wild Amish parties in my day. (No, really!!) And a few years back they busted a ring of Amish drug dealers.
Not all is as pretty as it seems in Amish land.
Let me tell you something about the "marginalized" Amish, since I love amongst them. They are some of the wealthiest people in Pennsylvania. They own huge amounts of land, and make enormous sums of money raising animals, crops, and selling their wares to tourists. They couldn't care less about the "English" (us) giving them any rights. They are happy to be by themselves. They eat like kings, live in huge, lavish homes, and make more fun of us than we make fun of them. Believe me, if you'd hear some of the things the Amish say about us English, you would be aghast. If they wanted to change, they could. In fact, they give their youth that chance, but most of them come back. Why? Wouldn't you rather come back to a life of untold wealth, whilst amusing yourself by putting on "plain" pretense for the amusement of tourists?For a group of people who are marginalized and who's rights are blocked, you'd think we'd have a better live and let live attitude. As we all know it takes balls to live differently from the norm.
For a group of people who are marginalized and who's rights are blocked, you'd think we'd have a better live and let live attitude. As we all know it takes balls to live differently from the norm.
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Whatever it is, I'll bet he bought it from an Amish drug dealer!What the hell are you smoking?!![]()

....and you didn't stop to visit me??!!When I was in Lancaster County, on my holiday, I couldn't help but have a giggle.
....and you didn't stop to visit me??!!I have greatest respect for the Amish that I visited in Pennsylvania.
....and you didn't stop to visit me??!!![]()
Are you Amish cause if you are, you better loose that truck and follow your traditions and buy a pony. If you make fresh baked Amish bread, butter, and corn a grill, I might visit you.![]()
