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1. What time did you get up this morning? I'm still in bed. Naked. Wanna see?
2. How do you like your steak? hard and aimed right at me.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Can't remember the name, but I was sitting behind Pee Wee Herman.
4. What is your favorite TV show? I turn it off and stare at my own refection in the screen
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? In a permanent state of denial
6. What did you have for breakfast ? the rest of the beer.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? The entrails of my enemies. With a single malt scotch.
8. What foods do you dislike? crow
9. Favorite Place to Eat? over the sink
10. Favorite dressing? gauze and bandaids.
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? I often drive a hearse up to old people's houses and get out wearing a black robe and carrying a scythe, then go up and knock on their doors.
12. What are your favorite clothes? today I plan on wearing a belt and a pair of boots.
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? depends if I'm filling it or drinking what's left.
15. Where would you want to retire? somewhere with no extradition treaty.
16. Favorite time of day? Jasun's "happy" time.
17. Where were you born? On a pirate ship.
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? water
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? Marlon Perkins
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? There was that cop that I ran up and hit and said "your'e it."
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? Joan of Arc but I dont' have her Facebook.
22. Bird watcher? hell yes.
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? EVery day is just another opportunity for me to piss someone off.
24. Do you have any pets? do crabs count?
25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I ate that WHOOOOLLE thing.
26. What did you want to be when you were little? tall.
27. What is your best childhood memory? discovering masturbation
28. Are you a cat or dog person? Hm.. I do say "woof" a lot.
29. Are you married? depends on what state I'm in.
30. Always wear your seat belt? no. only when I'm in a car.
31. Been in a car accident? and have the stained shorts to prove it.
32. Any pet peeves? people who pat me on the head. I fucking hate that.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? another pizza
34. Favorite Flower? rosebuds.
35. Favorite ice cream? finger surprise
36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Most places serve me really fast and can't wait to get me out of there.
37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? considering I didn't take it until I was 37, I was lucky to pass the first time.
38. From whom did you get your last e-mail? The Prince of Nigeria who tells me I inherited 50,000,000 dollars. So fuck you all.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Leathers N Things
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? This quiz. I hate these
41. Like your job? depends on who happens to be giving it to me.
42. Broccoli? is that a zen riddle?
43. What was your favorite vacation? Parole
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? My parole officer
45. What are you listening to right now? an echo in the toilet bowl
46. What is your favorite color? Purple
47. How many tattoos do you have? including the warning from the CDC on my ass?
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? probably no one.
49. What time did you finish this quiz? not a minute too soon
50. Coffee Drinker? it's why I'm presently listening to the echo in the toilet.
2. How do you like your steak? hard and aimed right at me.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Can't remember the name, but I was sitting behind Pee Wee Herman.
4. What is your favorite TV show? I turn it off and stare at my own refection in the screen
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? In a permanent state of denial
6. What did you have for breakfast ? the rest of the beer.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? The entrails of my enemies. With a single malt scotch.
8. What foods do you dislike? crow
9. Favorite Place to Eat? over the sink
10. Favorite dressing? gauze and bandaids.
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? I often drive a hearse up to old people's houses and get out wearing a black robe and carrying a scythe, then go up and knock on their doors.
12. What are your favorite clothes? today I plan on wearing a belt and a pair of boots.
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? depends if I'm filling it or drinking what's left.
15. Where would you want to retire? somewhere with no extradition treaty.
16. Favorite time of day? Jasun's "happy" time.
17. Where were you born? On a pirate ship.
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? water
19. Who do you think will not tag you back? Marlon Perkins
20. Person you expect to tag you back first? There was that cop that I ran up and hit and said "your'e it."
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? Joan of Arc but I dont' have her Facebook.
22. Bird watcher? hell yes.
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? EVery day is just another opportunity for me to piss someone off.
24. Do you have any pets? do crabs count?
25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I ate that WHOOOOLLE thing.
26. What did you want to be when you were little? tall.
27. What is your best childhood memory? discovering masturbation
28. Are you a cat or dog person? Hm.. I do say "woof" a lot.
29. Are you married? depends on what state I'm in.
30. Always wear your seat belt? no. only when I'm in a car.
31. Been in a car accident? and have the stained shorts to prove it.
32. Any pet peeves? people who pat me on the head. I fucking hate that.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? another pizza
34. Favorite Flower? rosebuds.
35. Favorite ice cream? finger surprise
36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Most places serve me really fast and can't wait to get me out of there.
37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? considering I didn't take it until I was 37, I was lucky to pass the first time.
38. From whom did you get your last e-mail? The Prince of Nigeria who tells me I inherited 50,000,000 dollars. So fuck you all.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Leathers N Things
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? This quiz. I hate these
41. Like your job? depends on who happens to be giving it to me.
42. Broccoli? is that a zen riddle?
43. What was your favorite vacation? Parole
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? My parole officer
45. What are you listening to right now? an echo in the toilet bowl
46. What is your favorite color? Purple
47. How many tattoos do you have? including the warning from the CDC on my ass?
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? probably no one.
49. What time did you finish this quiz? not a minute too soon
50. Coffee Drinker? it's why I'm presently listening to the echo in the toilet.
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