don't tell me I have a bad attitude. I know I have a bad attitude.

[JasunStrikesBack]

Are you getting enough iron ?

I'm sure you lose quite a bit 3 or 4 days every month.

don't be silly. I suck enough out of the veins of my victims daily.

 

[Rex]

I'm stealing your myspace survey and doing it. I'm bored so go F yourself.




1. What time did you get up this morning? about 11:45am

2. How do you like your steak? medium well

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? GI Joe, it sucked.

4. What is your favorite TV show? Family Guy

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? New York

6. What did you have for breakfast ? an orange, a banana and oatmeal

7. What is your favorite cuisine? shepard pie

8. What foods do you dislike? food that's really oily

9. Favorite Place to Eat? famous daves

10. Favorite dressing? balsamic and ranch

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? grand prix

12. What are your favorite clothes? jeans and t-shirts

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? whatever

15. Where would you want to retire? florida

16. Favorite time of day? night

17. Where were you born? MI

18. What is your favorite sport to watch? wrestling and MMA

19. Who do you think will not tag you back? what does that mean?

20. Person you expect to tag you back first? ?

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? Karen Walker

22. Bird watcher? sure

23. Are you a morning person or a night person? night

24. Do you have any pets? not anymore

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I'm gonna get wasted tonight

26. What did you want to be when you were little? ice cream truck driver

27. What is your best childhood memory? six flags

28. Are you a cat or dog person? dog

29. Are you married? no

30. Always wear your seat belt? most of the time

31. Been in a car accident? a few

32. Any pet peeves? assholes on the road

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? mushrooms

34. Favorite Flower? a rose

35. Favorite ice cream? vanilla

36. Favorite fast food restaurant? I like Arbys a lot

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? none

38. From whom did you get your last e-mail? probably spam

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Guess or A&F

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? not really

41. Like your job? meh

42. Broccoli? I just bought some the other day

43. What was your favorite vacation? Georgia

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? two friends and their sister

45. What are you listening to right now? nothing

46. What is your favorite color? royal blue

47. How many tattoos do you have? none

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? skipping this

49. What time did you finish this quiz? now

50. Coffee Drinker? sometimes
__________________

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Wow. You're really that boring and clued-out, aren't you?

 

[Rex]

No, I just answered them normally instead of trying to be witty.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Jasun's Underling Bottoms. now bend over, you're next.

Now, now - the gargoyle don't raise his tail for just anyone. You've got a brain - that's a step in the right direction. Now you just have to use it to figure out how to make me bend over for ya.

And yes, I'd like to think I'm worth the effort.

Lex

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

No, I just answered them normally instead of trying to be witty.

I know. Which was boring. That was my point. Those things are boring.

Nobody gives a shit about if you like coffee or not, which is why I answered them like that. I've had that on Facebook for months and nobody's noticed because nobody reads them.

But for some reason you took it as an invitation to tell us you usually wear a seat belt.

I mean.. really? You actually thought anyone cares?

 

[Rex]

Why don't you two get married .

They made him his own personalized smiley because he always goes into "diva mode" when I post and tries to start shit.

And yes Vagina, some people do read those surveys. If someone I think is intersting posts them, I"ll read it. I didn't realize they were on facebook though. I thought it was a myspace thing. I've never seen anyone on facebook post those because they can't post bullitens.

 

[CudDULL]

I think jasun is a sweet cuddley plushy teddy bear

 

[purina]

But what's your fairy name?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

But what's your fairy name?

I like to think of myself as the Fairy Godfather.

 

[Dduder]

1. What time did you get up this morning? I'm still in bed. Naked. Wanna see?

2. How do you like your steak? hard and aimed right at me.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Can't remember the name, but I was sitting behind Pee Wee Herman.

4. What is your favorite TV show? I turn it off and stare at my own refection in the screen

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? In a permanent state of denial

6. What did you have for breakfast ? the rest of the beer.

7. What is your favorite cuisine? The entrails of my enemies. With a single malt scotch.

8. What foods do you dislike? crow

9. Favorite Place to Eat? over the sink

10. Favorite dressing? gauze and bandaids.

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? I often drive a hearse up to old people's houses and get out wearing a black robe and carrying a scythe, then go up and knock on their doors.

12. What are your favorite clothes? today I plan on wearing a belt and a pair of boots.

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? depends if I'm filling it or drinking what's left.

15. Where would you want to retire? somewhere with no extradition treaty.

16. Favorite time of day? Jasun's "happy" time.

17. Where were you born? On a pirate ship.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch? water

19. Who do you think will not tag you back? Marlon Perkins

20. Person you expect to tag you back first? There was that cop that I ran up and hit and said "your'e it."

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? Joan of Arc but I dont' have her Facebook.

22. Bird watcher? hell yes.

23. Are you a morning person or a night person? EVery day is just another opportunity for me to piss someone off.

24. Do you have any pets? do crabs count?

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I ate that WHOOOOLLE thing.

26. What did you want to be when you were little? tall.

27. What is your best childhood memory? discovering masturbation

28. Are you a cat or dog person? Hm.. I do say "woof" a lot.

29. Are you married? depends on what state I'm in.

30. Always wear your seat belt? no. only when I'm in a car.

31. Been in a car accident? and have the stained shorts to prove it.

32. Any pet peeves? people who pat me on the head. I fucking hate that.

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? another pizza

34. Favorite Flower? rosebuds.

35. Favorite ice cream? finger surprise

36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Most places serve me really fast and can't wait to get me out of there.

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? considering I didn't take it until I was 37, I was lucky to pass the first time.

38. From whom did you get your last e-mail? The Prince of Nigeria who tells me I inherited 50,000,000 dollars. So fuck you all.

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Leathers N Things

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? This quiz. I hate these

41. Like your job? depends on who happens to be giving it to me.

42. Broccoli? is that a zen riddle?

43. What was your favorite vacation? Parole

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? My parole officer

45. What are you listening to right now? an echo in the toilet bowl

46. What is your favorite color? Purple

47. How many tattoos do you have? including the warning from the CDC on my ass?

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz? probably no one.

49. What time did you finish this quiz? not a minute too soon

50. Coffee Drinker? it's why I'm presently listening to the echo in the toilet.

I didn't think that was funny, but I pat you on the back for the effort. Keep it up and you might someday achieve your dream of amusing me. As for your attitude, we all know where that comes from...only insecure people with issues in real life resort to trying to assert themselves on internet message boards. It's usually like "I have been so abused in my life that I will now give payback to random people by being a big meanie online." As if everyone can't see the pathetic attempt at overcompensation that attitude represents.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

you might someday achieve your dream of amusing me....

only insecure people with issues in real life resort to trying to assert themselves on internet message boards...

As if everyone can't see the pathetic attempt at overcompensation that attitude represents.

honey, I'm not your therapist.

If you wanna project your issues on me, that's fine but read over these three lines and think of who's trying to assert themselves on an internet message board and who's attempting to overcompensate with their attitude.

 

[Joshua_me]

I like to think of myself as the Fairy Godfather.

That's hot...

 

[Dduder]

honey, I'm not your therapist.

Oh wow, you have really shown it to me. You have put me in my place with your Big Bad Internet Persona. FYI, between me and you, I am not the one who has a reputation for being bitchy and a meanie online who tries to provoke people and upset them, so your rebuttal is laughable.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

I am not the one who has a reputation for being bitchy and a meanie online who tries to provoke people and upset them,

Um... actually.. yeah, you do.

Well, among those who even notice that you're here.

 

[boxerdudeuk]

"Bird" is Canadian slang for "penis."

since when?

 

[Dduder]

Um... actually.. yeah, you do.

Hm no, I don't. I have a reputation for being argumentative and lots of people disagree with my opinions on politics and sexuality, but I lack your reputation for being bitchy and mean to people. So you are wrong. As usual.

Well, among those who even notice that you're here.

Uh, that hurt. I am gona cry you a river. Considering that I have received over 500 private messages and that a thread I started back in 2008 had one of the highest number of views of any thread that year, I think people do notice that I am here. But even if it were true, how does this make your reputation any better? Seriously, I think you should start acting like the middle aged man that you are and stop acting like a catty teenage girl. I think this should be your Birthday resolution.

 

[codeerror]

Well, I liked this thread initially. It was kinda witty, though not in a original way.

Now it's just sad.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

since when?

for as long as I lived there.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Well, I liked this thread initially. It was kinda witty, though not in a original way.

Now it's just sad.

Sadly that happens with a lot of my threads. I do something silly just for fun and my stalkers have to jump in and turn it into some ego battle.