The Original Gay Porn Community - Free Gay Movies and Photos, Gay Porn Site Reviews and Adult Gay Forums

  • Welcome To Just Us Boys - The World's Largest Gay Message Board Community

    In order to comply with recent US Supreme Court rulings regarding adult content, we will be making changes in the future to require that you log into your account to view adult content on the site.
    If you do not have an account, please register.
    REGISTER HERE - 100% FREE / We Will Never Sell Your Info

    To register, turn off your VPN; you can re-enable the VPN after registration. You must maintain an active email address on your account: disposable email addresses cannot be used to register.

  • Hi Guest - Did you know?
    Hot Topics is a Safe for Work (SFW) forum.

Don't you just hate it when this happens?

  • Thread starter Thread starter slobone
  • Start date Start date
S

slobone

Guest
A friend of mine sent me this from Gay365.com. It's one of the screwiest news items I've seen in a while.

===========================

Sex Toy Results In Bomb Charge
by 365Gay.com Newscenter Staff
August 26, 2006 - 12:01 am ET


(Chicago, Illinois) A sex toy popular among gay men has landed a Chicago area man in jail facing charges that could see him sent to prison for up to three years.
Mardin Amin, 29, was going through security at O'Hare Airport, with his mother, on route to Turkey for a holiday to see relatives, when a security guard began going through his backpack.
The female guard pulled a small black plastic device out of the backpack and asked Amin what it was.
What happened next depends on who you ask.
Amin says that he said in a low voice, so that his mother could not hear, that it was a penis pump.
The guard says that he whispered it was a bomb.
She called for backup, and Amin was whisked away to jail. He's charged with felony disorderly conduct.
In court this week, Amin's lawyer called it a misunderstanding.
"He told her it's a pump," attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke told a Cook County judge. "He's standing with his mother. Of course he's not going to shout this out."
The guard, however, testified that she clearly heard the world "bomb" and the prosecutor told the court that Amin also told a second guard he had a bomb when questioned about the device.
Judge Gerald Winieck ruled there was enough evidence for the case to proceed and agreed to allow Amin out on bail.
©365Gay.com 2006
 
omg the poor man

you dont know how unenjoyable travel is once you ahve your passport stamped in certain countries

well now his mom knows he likes sex toys

haha
 
I read somewhere (my mind is failing) that the words for "bomb" and "pump" in his native language are the same. I hope I am not making this up, but I do remember reading it.
 
The guy probably had an accent. In many languages (hello? Not English), a 'p' and a 'b' sound very similar. "Bomb" and "pump" wouldn't sound that different.

I can't believe the judge didn't just throw this out. Jesus Christ!
 
seven_sins said:
I read somewhere (my mind is failing) that the words for "bomb" and "pump" in his native language are the same. I hope I am not making this up, but I do remember reading it.
Click to expand...

what is his native language?
 
Doesn't anybody think it's a little strange that he's carrying around an accu-jac in his carry-on luggage when he's travelling with his mother? How addicted is he to this device?

Oh and by the way it's not only gay men that use it. There was an even more bizarre case in Oklahoma a while back where a judge was using one of these gadgets while on the bench -- repeatedly! The court reporters and bailiffs saw him do it numerous times. And this was while he was, for example, hearing tearful testimony from the victim's father in the sentencing phase of a murder case. I don't recall whether the judge was a Republican or a Democrat.

I'll post the link if I can find it.
 
What was he doing carrying a penis pump in his backpack as a carry-on item? That's just asking for trouble and embarrasment....which he got. Was it so fragile that he couldn't put it in his normal baggage?

Oh boy, I wonder what his family and friends think of him now...imagine all the airplane jokes/penis pump jokes/you're a pervert jokes he's gonna get ribbed with.
 
Well, if security is going to be so invasive, shouldn't they be training people on what embarrassing objects they might find?
 
I feel for the dude, but both parties are wrong in this case. How stupid can you be to carry such a thing on a flight, and how stupid was the security personnel for not knowing what it was.

If the checker were offended by the item they could abuse their power & say "He told me it was a bomb (even though I knew it was a sexual device & since I am such an uptight prude I wanted to get him in trouble)."

It is rediculous this attitude of "fear" & "intollerance" the Bush administration has pushed upon a "free" country.
 
Uh, we do get training, but it is usually hands on. The small airline I worked for had hourly service from our area to the Islands. During the summer months this one woman would fly over on the weekends and always had a large black case. Since these are flights that involve small planes and the passengers do not go through areas where they can go from one airline to another without entering secure areas we did not have to search baggage. One day this woman's bag began making some very strange noises. I asked her to please open the bag, which she did without any problem. Inside was so many different types of battery operated dildos and other sex toys. When I put the bag on the cart some of the items had shifted and the switch was turned to on, making the bag vibrate as well as the noises. I advised her in the future that she may want to pack these either without the batteries installed or to tape the switches in the off position.

This is the same woman who dropped the same bag in the terminal one day and all these dildos, plugs and such were all over the terminal floor during a holiday weekend. I laughed so hard I cried.
 
Apparently what caused the confusion was the little black squeeze bulb used on a penis pump...

+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

It just looks like a penis pump, mom

A Cook County judge has decided there is enough evidence to prosecute a man who says an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he said that a sexual device in his backpack was actually a bomb.

Mardin Amin, 29, was en route to Turkey on 16 August with his mother and two small children when a female security operative extracted a "small, black, squeezable rubber object" from his backpack. Since he was standing next to his mother, Amin decided to whisper out of the corner of his mouth that it was a "pump". The guard misheard it as "bomb", with inevitable consequences. Mardin Amin claims he actually told the guard the small, black object was a "pump" — as in a penis pump.

Amin's attorney said her client was embarrassed to explain the object in front of his mother, who was traveling with him, so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb," according to defense attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke.

"His mother is standing there so, under his breath, he says, 'It's a pump. Put it away. Put it away,'" O'Neill-Burke told The Associated Press on Thursday. The guard asked him again and he repeated that the object was a pump, the attorney said.

O'Neill-Burke added that Amin, an Iraqi, has a thick accent and she herself had trouble understanding him until he brought the pump to her office and showed it to her. She said she recently learned that Arabic speakers sometimes have trouble distinguishing the sounds "p" and "b."

However, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward after the female security guard testified that she heard Amin "clearly" say the word bomb on Aug. 16 at O'Hare International Airport.

Amin, 29, of Skokie, is charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted. He was released on $75,000 bond and is due back in court Sept. 13. O'Neill-Burke said he will plead not guilty then.

Amin told the Chicago Sun-Times after the hearing that security officials did not give him a chance to explain the misunderstanding, that he would never use the word "bomb" while going through a security checkpoint, and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own.

"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news?p=penis+pump+bomb&fr=FP-tab-news-t&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8
 
Posted by Slobone - Hey -- that'd make a great sitcom!
Click to expand...

I am sure you are referring to "Wings". Which one of our planes was used in the opening credits for the show. Yuppers - Hyannis to Nantucket and the Vineyard.
 
Why did he have this in his friggin' backpack??? Did he want to join the 'Solo Mile High Club'?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top