Attention Dr.Vannie(Doctor of Psychiatry)is here-Ask me anything

[Vannie]

Dr.Vannie will solve all your problems big or small.Or maybe you don't have any issues and would just like to listen.

So...go ahead and ask me anything you like.I can solve any problem you have.




Disclaimer-I'm not really a Doctor-just pull your pants down!

 

[Cormac135]

Hello Dr Vannie, hopefully you can help me, i think i have serious mental health problems, can you suggest anything ?

 

[HoodedRat]

Dr. Vannie, I have a friend who is totally obsessed with cabbage and all things cabbage-related. I fear that it is beginning to take over his life. He has recently turned a strange shade of green and is beginning to smell odd. Is there any hope for him?

 

[nycguydowntown]

Dr Vannie is it true that Psychiatrists are crazier than the general population? Seems that way.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I'm struggling with guilt.

I was born white. I'm not sure I can live with that. I've tried not bathing and even dye baths, but nothing seems to help.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm struggling with guilt.

I got this. Your guilt is because you know that black people are treated like shit in this country and you don't do a damn thing about it because the system that disenfranchises them gives you and people who look like you a strong advantage in virtually every avenue of life. I know you're tempted to go "Bu bu bu but Obama! Oprah!" Couldn't be more intellectually dishonest. You SHOULD feel guilty. Good. It's a good start.

 

[luckynumbah7]

 

[Cormac135]

I'm struggling with guilt.

I was born white. I'm not sure I can live with that. I've tried not bathing and even dye baths, but nothing seems to help.

I got this. Your guilt is because you know that black people are treated like shit in this country and you don't do a damn thing about it because the system that disenfranchises them gives you and people who look like you a strong advantage in virtually every avenue of life. I know you're tempted to go "Bu bu bu but Obama! Oprah!" Couldn't be more intellectually dishonest. You SHOULD feel guilty. Good. It's a good start.

The sexual tension between you two is epic.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I got this. Your guilt is because you know that black people are treated like shit in this country and you don't do a damn thing about it because the system that disenfranchises them gives you and people who look like you a strong advantage in virtually every avenue of life. I know you're tempted to go "Bu bu bu but Obama! Oprah!" Couldn't be more intellectually dishonest. You SHOULD feel guilty. Good. It's a good start.

Oh, THANK you, Dr. Fucktheworld. I had no hopes you'd be here too. And you're right. I've worked my entire life to keep darkies in their place, but now I can say it out loud and I know admitting it is the first step to recovery. It may take the rest of my life, but I'm going to pay the taxes on Tara and never let the Yankees take it again!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

 

[NotHardUp1]

The sexual tension between you two is epic.

Now, now, it's not always about BBC.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh, THANK you, Dr. Fucktheworld. I had no hopes you'd be here too. And you're right. I've worked my entire life to keep darkies in their place, but now I can say it out loud and I know admitting it is the first step to recovery. It may take the rest of my life, but I'm going to pay the taxes on Tara and never let the Yankees take it again!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

You're right, you HAVE worked your entire life to keep darkies in their place. Complacency is guilt. Have you ever considered being a halfway decent human being? *leans in*

 

[gsdx]

What in hell is pissykeyatree?

 

[NotHardUp1]

Not before now, but your help is going to change all that. In the past, I had slaves to be decent for me. I hardly had anything to do for myself. Now, I'm going to let them go back to their music and cooking and cleaning and farming and dancing, and I'm going to start being decent all on my own.

 

[sixthson]

The sexual tension between you two is epic.

If Jason is hoping for some bbc from fabulouslyghetto he is barking up the wrong tree.

I'm afraid even Dr. Vannie can't fix this thread, it will take the miracle working of a mod. Please, mods???

 

[NotHardUp1]

What in hell is pissykeyatree?

Do we get to guess?

I'm voting for a fair trade tea variety.

 

[NotHardUp1]

If Jason is hoping for some bbc from fabulouslyghetto he is barking up the wrong tree.

That sounded like a slur. It's not always about size, buddy.

 

[Vannie]

Hello Dr Vannie, hopefully you can help me, i think i have serious mental health problems, can you suggest anything ?

Eat 3 dozen stuffed cabbages.You will still be nuts,butt your farts will smell so bad you won't care anymore.

Dr. Vannie, I have a friend who is totally obsessed with cabbage and all things cabbage-related. I fear that it is beginning to take over his life. He has recently turned a strange shade of green and is beginning to smell odd. Is there any hope for him?

If you can't beat him...join him.

Dr Vannie is it true that Psychiatrists are crazier than the general population? Seems that way.

Yes.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The sexual tension between you two is epic.

I know he wants this fine round brown behind. Can't blame him. Just the right balance of firmness and softness, my slim thick is making him sick and the only cure is to give him some of this sweet chocolate cake. I'll think about it.

 

[NotHardUp1]

If you can't beat him...join him.

Why do we have to accept the former premise?

 

[Alistair]

Dr. Vannie, I have an overwhelming fear of broccoli. I broke out in a sweat just writing the word. Is there any hope for a normal life?