drunk and happy but sad

[GL]

To Cousin

A copy of this transcript has been secretly been sent to your cousin so he can see the trouble you are getting into while he is away.

Thank you scrubs. I too have been sending copies to rugby. He knows all to well the mistreatment and general disregard I get from Cousin on a near daily basis.

I am so doomed! Do you know how many muscles he has? He has muscles where people should not have muscles. lol I will just have to give him my sad eyes look.

Yes. You are doomed. You poor, sad little man...

 

[GL]

I am pure as the driven snow! I am also innocent.

innocent

1. Pure, incorrupt, unspoiled, or naïve.
2. Bearing no responsibility for a crime.
3. Harmless.

Statements such as this will only get you a lightning bolt up your ass. You know, because it's such a bald faced lie.

 

[GL]

I just saw GL....Wait!

There he is....

I am sooo gonna get it.........

GL............JUBBING...

Evidently someone is very desperate to have his ass kicked into the next sector.

Lucky for you I'm just the Lantern to do it.

 

[springboksfan]

Statements such as this will only get you a lightning bolt up your ass. You know, because it's such a bald faced lie.

Great Zeus!!

GL - You gotta come up with something he doesn't like if you're going to punish him. Otherwise, you're just getting him all excited again. And you know how he loses things when he gets excited. I mean, how many of his shirts have you found lying around?

 

[gmoney]

Statements such as this will only get you a lightning bolt up your ass. You know, because it's such a bald faced lie.

Aww, GL! Please don't hurt my Cousin! You wouldn't harm a cute mug like this?

 

[scrubs]

Innocent, I think not. You have been bad all day. Now where is GL, What have you done with him?

 

[springboksfan]

uh oh, you are taking me to the woods again, arn't you?

Nope. I never do repeats.

 

[GL]

What? Lies, all lies. I am innocent.



uh oh, you are taking me to the woods again, arn't you?

Nope. I never do repeats.

Are you saying he's sloppy seconds?

 

[GL]

Nope, I am!!!!

No, no, no... You're Dead Meat. Just like Cousin.

 

[springboksfan]

Nope, I am!!!!

You are sloppy seconds? Or you're saying that Cousin is sloppy seconds?

 

[GL]

^Can you take on Cousin and me together?

Oh that's easy. And I'll still have time for a cup of coffee.

 

[scrubs]

You can always give it to charity.

 

[gmoney]

Oh that's easy. And I'll still have time for a cup of coffee.

Here you go, GL!

 

[springboksfan]

What, am I losing more than my shirts in the woods after you all get me drunk?

I was saving myself for marriage. Now what am I going to do with that white dress?

Honey, it's the 21st centuries. Brides wear white for their first marriage, and the second, third, fourth.... You'll fit right in!

 

[springboksfan]

Quit deleting the evidence. lol There was a spanish man there a minute ago. We all know who the spanish man is!

What? Belamy's in the woods too? WTF?!

 

[springboksfan]

Oh sure. That's what you say now, Cousin. Alone and with clothes. We'll see what item of clothing you're missing tomorrow!

 

[tonyboy]

Cheer up! At least you're shitfaced. I wish I could get wasted...

Why can't you?

 

[DanC76]

Time for me to go to bed and I am going alone tonight and with my clothing.

Springy, here is your shirt back. You may want to wash it first, I have been a bad boy with it.

I wonder if this is what Cousin had in mind when he said clothing?

 

[springboksfan]

I wonder if this is what Cousin had in mind when he said clothing?

Damn!! I knew he was up to something! No wonder I can't find that damn shirt again!

Cousin!!!!

 

[gmoney]

I can......I get drunk from just 3 beers...and get bad hangovers....

I can agree with that! He's a lightweight!