papipaco
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I'm A Tit-Twistin' Philanthropist
The thing about me is I wear a mask. I've always considered it a mask--I don't know why. I've never really "hidden" who I really am, I just don't always show people right away. I've always come off as a giant asshole. Maybe in some ways I am. If you think I am--quit reading, I don't want to shatter your preconceptions. No one likes to be proved wrong. And quite frankly it's way more fun to say to your friends "man, that guy's a dick" instead of "man, he's so nice to everyone." I guess I am like a dick. I'm flaccid and peaceful most of the time, just limply hanging, going with the flow, where the big guy upstairs wants me to go, but when you least expect it I get a little steely--but it never lasts long. Dammit, it just never seems to last long enough. (And yes, I did in fact talk about God and penises in the same sentence. That's just me, what can I say?)
So, I'm a dick.
I can't claim that I'm angelic but I don't feel like I'm a bad guy. Sure, I have those moments that I'm a little selfish but I love to help people out.
One time on the bus I gave a fat kid a "titty twister" and he got so mad he threw his cd player on the floor, shattering it into several pieces. I felt bad and promptly handed over $30 to replace it. That's just me. One minute I'm twisting your titty and the next I'm helping you out. I'm a tit-twistin philanthropist.
I don't help people out because I expect something in return. In fact, it always pisses me off when people say that. Listen, pal, not everyone in the world are big selfish assholes like you--just most of them, got it? I'm just one of those rare people. I help people out, and one day in the future when I need help someone will be there for me just as I was for them. That's karma, guess it's not such a bitch. And even if I don't get help in return one day, I got to make someone smile and that's enough for me.
I've always loved to see people smile. Even if I'm not the one making them smile. It's been like that since I was a little kid. There's just something about a good smile that's contagious.
The thing about me is I wear a mask. I've always considered it a mask--I don't know why. I've never really "hidden" who I really am, I just don't always show people right away. I've always come off as a giant asshole. Maybe in some ways I am. If you think I am--quit reading, I don't want to shatter your preconceptions. No one likes to be proved wrong. And quite frankly it's way more fun to say to your friends "man, that guy's a dick" instead of "man, he's so nice to everyone." I guess I am like a dick. I'm flaccid and peaceful most of the time, just limply hanging, going with the flow, where the big guy upstairs wants me to go, but when you least expect it I get a little steely--but it never lasts long. Dammit, it just never seems to last long enough. (And yes, I did in fact talk about God and penises in the same sentence. That's just me, what can I say?)
So, I'm a dick.
I can't claim that I'm angelic but I don't feel like I'm a bad guy. Sure, I have those moments that I'm a little selfish but I love to help people out.
One time on the bus I gave a fat kid a "titty twister" and he got so mad he threw his cd player on the floor, shattering it into several pieces. I felt bad and promptly handed over $30 to replace it. That's just me. One minute I'm twisting your titty and the next I'm helping you out. I'm a tit-twistin philanthropist.
I don't help people out because I expect something in return. In fact, it always pisses me off when people say that. Listen, pal, not everyone in the world are big selfish assholes like you--just most of them, got it? I'm just one of those rare people. I help people out, and one day in the future when I need help someone will be there for me just as I was for them. That's karma, guess it's not such a bitch. And even if I don't get help in return one day, I got to make someone smile and that's enough for me.
I've always loved to see people smile. Even if I'm not the one making them smile. It's been like that since I was a little kid. There's just something about a good smile that's contagious.