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I have a penis

I know how to use it
 
I've got the urge to hit the bottle tonight. Which is odd, because I don't hit the bottle much at all.

I don't have much. Lemon vodka. Sake. I could make a hot toddy, but it's not that cold out.

Lex
 
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Flaucinaucinihilipilification.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

(Li'l Bit is an asshole!)
 
Elvin HELP. That tosspot Raven called me a name and stole my Penis

Then he backed Stacy in a corner scaring her nipples in a hair raising move,

Lex just sat there sucking up vodka and and and

Feta-peekaby was just lurking while watching it all.

I don't care about any of this except I want my fucking penis back

before that platypus wears it down to a nubbin :cry:
 
I had 2 drinks with dinner last night and today I was hung over... :(

No more drinking! Until next time.... :badgrin:
 
elvin1 said:
OK. Sit back. Relax. Raven has your penis? And how do I get it back for you? And please don't tell me I have to dig it out of Raven's ass. Please. :rotflmao:
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You know you wanna... It's just like backwards pin the tale on the donkey. :badgrin: All the cool kids are doing it. :cool:
 
Oh no Elvin, there are some things you just don't ask a friend to do no matter how close you are.

If thats where he hid it...I'll have to take a 2nd mortgage and have Dr karabilit do me a stemcell one. God, that is so expensive...do you know if you can get them in designer colors when you super-size?


Oh. Stacy...I had a penis but am a victim of Identity Theft..
 
Lefty said:
Oh no Elvin, there are some things you just don't ask a friend to do no matter how close you are.

If thats where he hid it...I'll have to take a 2nd mortgage and have Dr karabilit do me a stemcell one. God, that is so expensive...do you know if you can get them in designer colors when you super-size?


Oh. Stacy...I had a penis but am a victim of Identity Theft..
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I'm gonna have to call BS on that one. :badgrin:
What grounds you say? Who in there right mind I say...
 
Teeth in the vagina is no laughing matter.... ok yeah it is. :badgrin:
 
Shirley you jest Raven...continue this demented pisstake of a side road you have taken and I will have to get Aunt Fanny down to lay a hurting on you Catholic church and Catholic tastes not with standing.


Honestly Elvin, would you want your old one back after it was used the way he did mine?..Not nuts at all...butt that whole thing is just eeeeeewwwww.
 
OOh my god....Raven just lost his job>...so sad he couldn't measure up bohahahaha
 
And with good reason. Half of Oz and 2/3 of the Kiwi state said there was nothing there to be afraid of.


Stacy, this is your damn thread....so take it back and over.
 
Poor Stacy,,,attacked and abused by a perverted sex gland thief and

self admitted bad driver.

Social Services to the L.A. Basin stat. OK RCMP International division we have a

wallaby hugging vegemite addict on the loose. Get Silver Wolf on the case.

Elvin and I will nurture Stacy until Feta- lurkerby can guide in the EMTs. Stuff Lex

in the closet so no one can see him. and lets get cracking
 
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