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Easy Cheese Tragedy (warning: intense drama not suitable for kids)

Joshua_me

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You know those little black rubber stoppers on the
bottom of cans of Easy Cheese ?

Well, we had a can in the house and Keith was messing
around with it and pulled the stopper clear out of the bottom
of the can.


:eek: THE ENTIRE ROOM FILLED WITH CHEESE ! :eek:


We were pressed up against the book shelves by an enormous
9 foot wall of sharp cheddar.

Things were looking bleak, our air was running out.

Fortunately, I was just an arm's reach away from a box of Triscuits, and we were able to snack our way to freedom.

*Whew*

Let this be a lesson to all of you...

Don't mess with Easy Cheese.

Josh
 
The more important question in this tragedy is... You actually bought Easy Cheese?!?!
 
T-Zero said:
But, now that that mystery was solved that begs the question.... Why in the hell do they need rubber non-skid pads on the can?
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If you're not using the skid pads, you're not using it right ;)

BTW, I freakin' love easy cheese. I could down a whole can right now.
 
That's a terrifying story, but I bet you could sell it for a made-for-TV movie. Can you add a little sex, violence, politics, gratuitous nudity, and maybe a few adorable children?

On second thoughts, just send me some gratuitous nude pics of you and the cheese and we'll call it even.
 
dw8038r2 said:
That's a terrifying story, but I bet you could sell it for a made-for-TV movie. Can you add a little sex, violence, politics, gratuitous nudity, and maybe a few adorable children?

On second thoughts, just send me some gratuitous nude pics of you and the cheese and we'll call it even.
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TV movie??NO WAY. This cries out to be a big budget summer blockbuster. Call Bryan Singer, this may be the follow up to Superman...Just think of the special effects.And the story, Man against Cheese.So primal. I see Hugh Jackman in the title role.
 
Just watch. Someone is going to hijack the thread. Cheese--do you prefer uncut?
 
You can get cheese in a spray pack? That has to be the most bizzare food I've ever heard of! :eek:
 
Thankfully, I've never eaten it either - in fact I think you'd be hard pressed to get me to eat anything quite that synthetic.

Oh - and just out of interest - I googled for the ingredients and discovered that it is 2/3 fat (compare that to REAL cheese, like a nice sharp Vintage Cheddar) and that a 32gm serve (which sounds pretty miniscule) contains 17% of your daily sodium intake.

Ummm...I think I'll pass, thank you.
 
dw8038r2 said:
That's a terrifying story, but I bet you could sell it for a made-for-TV movie. Can you add a little sex, violence, politics, gratuitous nudity, and maybe a few adorable children?

On second thoughts, just send me some gratuitous nude pics of you and the cheese and we'll call it even.
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Nudity in a US-made action-blockbuster movie? I'm assuming you mean ladies' boobies because there isn't likely to be much else which gets through uncensored...

I'm assuming US-made since EasyCheese is largely unavailable beyond North America, and whoever heard of a Canadian blockbuster??

-d-
 
TriBi said:
Oh - and just out of interest - I googled for the ingredients
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Heh heh.... I've got gay men in Oz googling Easy Cheese
because of something I totally made up halfway Around the
world in Florida.

*Sigh*, I just LUV the Internet ! :gogirl: :=D: :gogirl:

Waiting for Vegemite in a non-aerosol spray,

Joshy (*8*)
 
Oh Joshy - you don't think I actually believed your original story?... [-X
hehe - I think I know your humour too well for that. :D But I have heard of the (dreadful sounding) stuff before...and it just got me interested enough to look. ;)
 
Sharp cheddar, eh? Did you get any cuts? ::two snare drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff::

Actually, for those can things, if you take a can of shaving cream and put it in liquid nitrogen, you can cut the can away after it's frozena nd you'll have this brick/tube of shaving cream. So then you throw it into someone's car and when it defrosts, the stuff wille xpand because it's not jam packed in the can and it will fill the entire car.

I assume that squeezable cheese might have that property :P
 
TriBi said:
Oh Joshy - you don't think I actually believed your original story
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Oh course not, Sweetie....

(A 9 foot wall of cheese ? :D )

Still, just the concept of how the Net connects us all astounds
me from time to time.

Joshy
 
News from the Easy Cheese Front:

They've just introduced new 'Swiss & Bacon' flavor.

I must be strong.

Nervous Josh
 
Michael:

I think Keith must be a Saint or at least has his "training wings" while being your partner in crime!!!! lol lol lol

YOU my friend are SO damned funny it hurts!

Ron and I've teased each other about the cheeze Whiz crap that comes in cans and accuse Taco Bell of using it in some of their dishes vs the "real" stuff!!!

I think you should consider writing as a profession!

Love ya man!!!(*8*)(*8*):kiss::kiss:
 
I just read through the thread. Ah you guys. good fun ..|

Do straight people even have forums like this?? Where they all get along (for the most part) without thinking about sex 24/7... not that I'm saying thats wrong ;) :p
 
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