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Eggciting Easter

Marvtha if you ever come out of your alcohol and drug induced stupor, remember tax day is almost upon us.
Can you use your muffins as legitimate deductions?
Do you make your money "under the table"?
Don't forget to make out your will and leave me all the money and priceless Avon jewelry. Leave your sexual parts to Ripley.
Love Ya, and I don't mean that bitchy!
 
unclaimedblessing said:
Marvtha if you ever come out of your alcohol and drug induced stupor, remember tax day is almost upon us.
Can you use your muffins as legitimate deductions?
Do you make your money "under the table"?
Don't forget to make out your will and leave me all the money and priceless Avon jewelry. Leave your sexual parts to Ripley.
Love Ya, and I don't mean that bitchy!
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what are these taxes you speak of?????:confused: :confused:
i have earned a few bucks by going "under the table" if ya know what i mean!!!:bj:
marvtha doesn't wear much jewelry...it always gets stolen when i pass out at the bars or on the streets!](*,)
luv ya too and have an eggciting easter!!!!(*8*) :kiss:
 
well my muffins....i must meet HEATH for drinks!
it's very cold tonight...what the hell happened to spring????
ANYHOO...i may try to get him to sleep at my house!!!!
he hates enclosed places....and also soap!!!!!:eek:
see ya soon!!!

LUV YA LIKE OXYGEN(*8*) :kiss:

marvtha
 
marvtha said:
well my muffins....i must meet HEATH for drinks!
it's very cold tonight...what the hell happened to spring????
ANYHOO...i may try to get him to sleep at my house!!!!
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Sweets, yesterday I was wearing shorts.

Today it's snowing.

I have stickied-on crusty crunchy snow/freezing rain crap stuck to my car.

Bye marvs! (*8*)
 
Marvtha!!! (*8*) (*8*)

I missed you!!!:kiss: :kiss:

Well I am ready for easter, hopefully I can get some Huevos to play with!!!!;)

I hope your Easter Sunday is full of loveliness and fun!!

Here's something for you, for Easter. It's traditional! (at least for my grandpa it was:( )

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marvtha said:
what are these taxes you speak of?????:confused: :confused:
i have earned a few bucks by going "under the table" if ya know what i mean!!!:bj:
marvtha doesn't wear much jewelry...it always gets stolen when i pass out at the bars or on the streets!](*,)
luv ya too and have an eggciting easter!!!!(*8*) :kiss:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Marvs, do you blow the IRS guy when he comes around to see you? Or get him drunk and take advantage of him? or both??

:gogirl:
 
Absolut345 said:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Marvs, do you blow the IRS guy when he comes around to see you? Or get him drunk and take advantage of him? or both??

:gogirl:
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You don't know Marvtha as well as I thought you did! Of course she would do both! (!)
 
gmoney said:
You don't know Marvtha as well as I thought you did! Of course she would do both! (!)
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I knew she'd do both - thought there woulda been a third option I didn't think of!

;)
 
chatolandia said:
Marvtha!!! (*8*) (*8*)

I missed you!!!:kiss: :kiss:

Well I am ready for easter, hopefully I can get some Huevos to play with!!!!;)

I hope your Easter Sunday is full of loveliness and fun!!

Here's something for you, for Easter. It's traditional! (at least for my grandpa it was:( )

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just what i wanted COUNT CHAT!!!!!!!!!..| #-o
i might need all of it for the day HEATH has planned!!!!!!!!:eek: :badgrin:

here's a gift for you!!!
 
Absolut345 said:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Marvs, do you blow the IRS guy when he comes around to see you? Or get him drunk and take advantage of him? or both??

:gogirl:
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who this IRS guy you speak of????????:confused:
i've blew a UPS guy once....those little brown shorts are HOt.....and he had a really big "package" for me!!!!!;)
 
Thank you Marvtha!!!

although I was hoping for other huevos!!;)

Maybe I'll find some before Easter!!

I read all that Heath is planning and call me if you need bail money!!(*8*)
 
marvtha said:
who this IRS guy you speak of????????:confused:
i've blew a UPS guy once....those little brown shorts are HOt.....and he had a really big "package" for me!!!!!;)
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It was me!! :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: you just didn't know it because of my fake porn mustache I had on.

I seduced with you with Patron..don't you remember?? oh....wait....

:sex:
 
chatolandia said:
Thank you Marvtha!!!

although I was hoping for other huevos!!;)

Maybe I'll find some before Easter!!

I read all that Heath is planning and call me if you need bail money!!(*8*)
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maybe you could join us for the easter egg hunt!?!?;)
Henhouse Henry makes some...uh...unusual eggs!!!!:eek:
how are these huevos????????
 
marvtha said:
maybe you could join us for the easter egg hunt!?!?;)
Henhouse Henry makes some...uh...unusual eggs!!!!:eek:
how are these huevos????????
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Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun
 
Absolut345 said:
It was me!! :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: you just didn't know it because of my fake porn mustache I had on.

I seduced with you with Patron..don't you remember?? oh....wait....

:sex:
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i thought his semen tasted oddly of vodka....you trickster you!!!![-X
 
Marvtha I must go to sleep. I have work tomorrow, I need to get some bail, or Mimosas money for you, depending on how it ends on Sunday!!1

:kiss:
Feliz Dia de Pascuas!
(that's happy Easter in Spanish:))
 
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