Eggciting Easter

[Raybee]

Is this him marvtha?

 

[marvtha]

Is this him marvtha?

COULD BE A RELATIVE????

WHERE'D YOU SPOT HIM?

 

[marvtha]

thursday he was carried away by the po po after attacking the neighbor's pink flamingos!
the poor man is terrified of large birds....something about Big Bird from Sesame street and a child's birthday party gone horribly wrong!!!
ANYHOO...poor marvs couldn't make bail and i found out someone "anonymously" bailed him out last night!!!

my Good Friday wasn't too good!

 

[Raybee]

COULD BE A RELATIVE????

WHERE'D YOU SPOT HIM?

At the opening of the new Dolce & Gabbana store in Sydney.

You're right....too skinny, even for hEATH!

 

[marvtha]

A few of the muffins and I collected some of those rats you and Heath hit with the beer bottles.....and ...well!

Happy Easter, Your Pertness!

It's a trophy marvs, not for eating. You know what you're like with solids!

..............

THANK YOU RAYGAY......
HEATH LOVES fried rats cooked over an open flame!
his friend Axel the Arsonist usually gives HEATH a heads up on the vicinity of the...er....barbeque pit!!!
BUT HEATH'S NOT AROUND TO ENJOY THEM!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

At the opening of the new Dolce & Gabbana store in Sydney.

You're right....too skinny, even for hEATH!

i think HEATH mentioned about some siblings named Dolce & Gabana....or maybe it was Douchie & Banana????
marvtha was drunk at the time!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Yo, marvtha! Wazzzup??? I'm busy makin' home made cum bunnies & goo eggs for tomorrow. Want some???

SIR BERF!!!!
just popped out of Saucys!
those easter treats sound GREAT!!!!
I HAVE A NEW INVENTION I WANT TO RUN BY YOU LATER!!
right now i'm searching for HEATH!
do you think HOKE can drive us around while we look for him??????

 

[marvtha]

Sure! Ol' HOKE's got nothin' better to do than sit in the limo wankin' to Vietnamese lesbo porn anyway.

HOKE said he saw some girl in one of those "films" that looked like me!!!
marvtha never been to Vietnamese...is that a city???
and i've never been with a woman before!!!

 

[marvtha]

I think it's a county somewhere south of L.A.

Other than you, darlin', me either!

sounds like a nasty part of town!!!
marvtha does have a certain "charm" that makes gay men straight!!!

marvtha's got a lunchbox full of booze that EARL RAY packed for me and i tricked TCB into buying....those candidates will do anything for a vote!!!!
you ready to roll??????
Oh...did you restock the mini bar in the limo?????
you know...just in case we're searching for HEATH all day!

 

[marvtha]

Ready!

All stocked up!!

Let's roll!!!

see ya later muffins..wish us luck!!!!

 

[Raybee]

Safe Travels Marvs and Sir Berf.
Thanks for my re-EARLHOOD
I'll keep watch over here in case he wanders by.

 

[marvtha]

ABS!!!!!!!!!!????????
marvtha already on her second mimosa.......get that cock out of your mouth, or ass, or both and drink with me sweetie!!!!
looks like marvtha is gonna be on her own today!!!
my Easter plans with HEATH fell through....right down the crapper!!!!!

 

[Christopher123]

Oh big news for me. Since I don't really feel welcome into the muffins anymore

Oh you.



I guess I missed what happened, but whatever. Don't leave!

 

[marvtha]

Oh you.



I guess I missed what happened, but whatever. Don't leave!

SIR TOPHER!!!!!!!!

YEA....we lost a muffin!
guess i didn't do a good enough job buttering him up!!!!!!!!!

 

[Christopher123]

SIR TOPHER!!!!!!!!

YEA....we lost a muffin!
guess i didn't do a good enough job buttering him up!!!!!!!!!

You gotta keep those muffins properly buttered, sweets.



Hope you have a good Easter.

 

[Absolut]

ABS!!!!!!!!!!????????
marvtha already on her second mimosa.......get that cock out of your mouth, or ass, or both and drink with me sweetie!!!!
looks like marvtha is gonna be on her own today!!!
my Easter plans with HEATH fell through....right down the crapper!!!!!

HEY MARVS!!

I think I'm still a little hamammered from last night!! WOO damn Abs got justa little too drunk, but whadrugonnado....

Im gonna go downstairs right now and have a mimosa! Cheers!!

and HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

SIR BERF!!!!!!!

thanks for looking for HEATH with me yesterday!
even though we didn't find him i still had a blast at that male strip club "Twig & Berries"!!!
FINALLy...i got to see what a real PRO stripper can do!!!

and when ol' HOKE jumped on stage after his third shot of watermelon schnapps!!!!
he's gotta be about 70 right???????

i never seen anyone strip to "Pick A Bale Of Cotton!"
NEVER seen balls hang that low either.....

when he did that twirl the whole front row ducked....'cept that one guy......talk about taking a ball to the face!!!!!!!

by the way who you gonna have drive the limo while HOKE gets that hip replacement????
i heard that loud POP during his encore of "Old Man River" and i thought someone was trying to pop a cap in my ass!!!
i saw HOKE crumble in a heap and realized what had happened!


ANYHOO.........thanks again!!

 

[marvtha]

HEY MARVS!!

I think I'm still a little hamammered from last night!! WOO damn Abs got justa little too drunk, but whadrugonnado....

Im gonna go downstairs right now and have a mimosa! Cheers!!

and HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!

ABS!!!!!!!
hangovers are for amateurs!!!!
fuck i've moved frpm mimosas to strawberry margaritas...it's Easter...i feel like something fruity!!!

 

[marvtha]

Aww, don't mention it hon! A good time was had by all! Yeah, I'm afraid ol'HOKE's gonna be on the shelf for a while. Those old bones ain't what they used to be. I hired this cute little guy I know to fill in for him. He's been out of work for a while, so he dove at the opportunity. His name's Frank, but you can call him HOTDOG!!!

OH...i love weiners.....marvtha will have to break him in later!!!!
should i send HOKE some of my famous chicken soup???????
what you doin this easter sweetie?

all my plans have been cancelled since HEATH isn't around!

 

[marvtha]

Oh, I think ol' HOKE would just love some of your famous chicken soup!

I'm just sittin' around bored to tears, doin' some wankin' & tryin' to see how many marshmallow peeps I can fit in my ass. What are you up to???

OH...i love that game "how many peeps in the ass?" it was always a favorite around our house on Easter.......my poppa was a large man and always won though!!!

i was going to have drinks with ABS but he disappeared!
maybe him and NA are arguing????