Eggciting Easter

[Christopher123]

My final two cents. Have fun with ABS Marvtha it seems like he loves you more than he did me. And what do you know like usual no one cares about me on these threads. I guess I wasn't worth anyones time but I don't mind I can put my time into other threads and make new friends in the process.

Sweets, I don't know why you feel NO ONE cares about you here. When you say NO ONE, I really hope you're not speaking for all of us.

Anyway, have a good Easter

Same to everyone else

 

[marvtha]

Sweets, I don't know why you feel NO ONE cares about you here. When you say NO ONE, I really hope you're not speaking for all of us.

Anyway, have a good Easter

Same to everyone else

HAPPY EASTER SIR TOPHER!!!!
drama queens eh????

love ya

 

[marvtha]

Love is a many splendored thing.

I'm up for some dinks... uhh, I mean DRINKS!

what's your favorite drink????

besides my pussy juice!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Oh, I love Crown Royal. I love Mai Tais. I love fuzzy navels & slippery nipples. But back to drinks... hell, I love 'em all!!!

i'd drink cough syrup for the buzz...hell i have!!
that's terrible though...i shouldn't say that cause there's CHILDREN around!!!
someone just knocked on my front door??????????

 

[marvtha]

SIR BERF...THIS WAS LEFT ON MY DOORSTEP!!!!!!!!

Probably those Jehovah's Witnesses again.

 

[Absolut]

OH...i love that game "how many peeps in the ass?" it was always a favorite around our house on Easter.......my poppa was a large man and always won though!!!

i was going to have drinks with ABS but he disappeared!
maybe him and NA are arguing????

NO PEEPS!!! They will make me vomit everywhere...

I'm around marvs just observing...

WHY DRAMA?!?!?!?

Anywho, happy Easter!

 

[marvtha]

with a note from Queen Aggravian!!!!!!!

my crazy sister who has repeatedly tried to kill me!!!!!
THAT IS THE TIP OF HEATH'S'S DICK IN THAT EGG CARTON!!!!!!!!!

she made his bail then kidnapped him and cut the head of his dick off!!!!!!!
thankfully he has about 10 good inches left but........how will he go pee pee????

 

[marvtha]

NO PEEPS!!! They will make me vomit everywhere...

I'm around marvs just observing...

WHY DRAMA?!?!?!?

Anywho, happy Easter!

observing??????????
sweetie join the crazy train!!!!!!
i just found the tip of my old man's cock in an egg carton on my front stoop!

SWEETIE.......this is a problem!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

(*U*) That evil BITCH!!!

she said next she will send me one of his "eggs" and keep on cutting until' i give myself up in return for his safety!!!!!

this is not how i expected my Easter sunday to play out......finding HEATH's man parts on my stoop!!!!!!

 

[chatolandia]

Put it on ice!! You might be able to re-attach it!!!

Oh honey, he might come back from the dead on the third day...

It's been done before, you need to the some chicks and bunnies and chocolate...

 

[marvtha]

Put it on ice!! You might be able to re-attach it!!!

Oh honey, he might come back from the dead on the third day...

It's been done before, you need to the some chicks and bunnies and chocolate...

COUNT CHAT!!!!!!!
the best part of that man is being whittled away!!!!!!
without his man parts all you have is a drunken lunatic who farts a lot!!!!!

good idea about the ice....i'll try that!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

SIR BERF!!!!

i was taking COUNT CHAT'S advice of putting it on ice and went to give HEATH's head a little kiss!
well old habits die hard or maybe it's because i'm drunk OR it was just involuntary but....i ...er....started sucking on it a bit and i.............SWALLOWED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOULD I TRY TO PUKE IT UP???????


HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

SIR BERF!!!!
marvtha ate a bit of "solids" so i could puke up HEATH's pee pee part!!!

but the only place i had to preserve it was in with BABY GHERKINS in the pickle jar.
Now i have part of HEATH'S pickle floating next to my stillborn daughter's rotting fetus!!!!!!!!
this Easter isn't going as planned!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chatolandia]

OH Marvs!!!

I am a bit drunk on mimosas (well a lot!)
But I do feel for you!

I hope you can get him back and he heals well!

Call me if you need help!

 

[marvtha]

OH Marvs!!!

I am a bit drunk on mimosas (well a lot!)
But I do feel for you!

I hope you can get him back and he heals well!

Call me if you need help!

COUNT CHAT!!!!
i had to take some nerve pills!!!
and thinking about just going to bed and calling it a day!
maybe i'll just give myself up to Queenie and give her what she wants......my "hoo ha" buried six feet under!!!

 

[marvtha]

O......m......g......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIR BERF.....why you speaking in chinese????????

 

[marvtha]

Someone Rang My Doorbell This Morning And When I Checked It Out....i Found This Hanging From My Lamp Post!!!!!!!!


it's HEATH's right nut!
his left one was freakishly bigger than the right!!!
it was accompanied with a note from Queenie stating "next it'll be the freaky goose egg ....SURRENDER!!!!!!"

I have no choice....I'm exchanging HEATH's man parts for my drunken self!!
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

 

[Raybee]

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

No-o-o-o-o!


(wow marv's, that's some echo your hoohaa's got )