Electric Shoes

[EddMarkStarr]

By my rules, wheels on shoes are called roller skates or rollerblades if the wheels are inline.

My friend Forrest made a YT Short for Moonwalkers, electric shoes by Shift.

 

[Kahaih]

It's like car adverts. They always show cars alone on open roads, never in traffic or sitting in a line at a toll booth. LOL

 

[unloadonme]

I could never remain vertical with rollerskates, so I imagine I'd fall over in no time with these.

 

[pigface]

The motors sound annoyingly loud.

Radio shoes perhaps ?

 

[Peloso]

There are plenty of other ways to gain weight and get heart disease, and they are all delicious.

 

[Kahaih]

There are plenty of other ways to gain weight and get heart disease, and they are all delicious.

And, I'm sure $1400.00US will buy a lot of delicious. LOL

 

[Alistair]

Where’s the mohair suit?

 

[EddMarkStarr]

There are plenty of other ways to gain weight and get heart disease, and they are all delicious.

Labour saving and health wrecking - can't have one without the other!

And best of all, available in only one size and only €1,300.00 !

 

[Peloso]

Notice that the second he "deactivates" them to get on the escalator he grabs the handrail and holds on for dear life.

 

[pigface]

I doubt they have any "A I" in them. It's a buzzword now so they have to work it in somehow.
I'm suspecting a very typical microprocessor-based feedback system as used in thousands of industrial process controllers.

 

[Peloso]

I doubt they have any "A I" in them. It's a buzzword now so they have to work it in somehow.
I'm suspecting a very typical microprocessor-based feedback system as used in thousands of industrial process controllers.

Sometime in the 90's, I remember seeing commercials from Nike or someone advertizing the "world's first intelligent shoe". That you could buy. For money.

"World's first intelligent shoe". Think about that phrase. Take all the time you need.

 

[rareboy]

They probably knew that their shoes were more intelligent than the people buying them.

 

[Dargelos]

You could wear the electric shoes while waiting for a tube train, and accidently trigger the motor, sending you shooting off the edge of the platform.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

And what about electric spoons?