Embarrassing gym moments!

[Comrad]

Ok lets spill em. A few years ago when i was a complete new booty in the gym i deiced i wanted to start bench pressing. Mind you its ususly a a hot spot to be at on the gym floor. So a bench opens up and i load each end with 45s . So i sit my happy ass down and i just knew something bad was about to happen.

As i struggled to lift it off the rack and finally have it lifted over my chest. Then I lose ALL balance and the left end of the damn weights slides off the edge, then slams on the floor and the right side fell off a split second later. Then I flip BACK over to the left side and fall off the damn bench face first.
This shit happen during "peek" hours to boot. I had just about every eye, then some guy slides over and hand me some clamps. From that day forward, i have lived a shameless life

 

[LarsVenice]

^I've never heard of using a spot for deadlifts. I do use them for bench presses and squats, but not deadlifts.

I can't think of any embarrassing moments in the gym, but I've had plenty in locker rooms.

 

[Gay Angel]

I've had plenty in locker rooms.

Well, out with it, then!

 

[LarsVenice]

^I've posted some of them before. Mostly it involves getting an erection when a cute guy comes and stands beside me in the shower room. Once I was alone in the huge shower room and the hottest guy from my weight lifting class came and stood right next to me to take a shower (This was at UT Austin, a huge school). I had never really talked with him before, and I guess he was just being friendly. He didn't seem upset that I got an erection, and we had a pleasant conversation anyway. Guys in Texas are sometimes just a bit TOO friendly, but that's part of their charm. There's a whole thread about getting erections in communal showers somewhere.

At the JCC (Jewish Community Center) gym in San Francisco, a friend of mine (who was my guest) was on his hands and knees looking for something, and a guy came up to him and said, "Lose a contact lens?" My friend said, "No, an earring," and the guy said, "Diamonds are a girl's best friend!" It was SF after all, but the JCC is not know for being gay. My friend replied, "Don't I know it!"

 

[Great Big C]

I'm a competitive (USAPL / Raw) natural powerlifter, my most embarrassing story was not in the gym, but at a meet. As I was descending for a judged squat, I had to sneeze. I didn't have time to rerack or ask the spotters to take the bar before I blew snot all over, and I do mean all over, the judge. The force of the sneeze made me to throw the bar off my back and it hit the platform hard enough to cause a camera on a tripod to fall off and onto the concrete floor, breaking it.

Luckily there were only about 20 people that witnessed it live, but videotape has circulated far and wide among my friends and "the sneeze" haunts me to this day. Damn chalk.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Does springing a woody while my personal trainer who is gay is doing a massage and tells me to roll over on my back? The other day he said to me, "Are you really that happy to see me, or do you want to do something about that?" I laughed nervously and did not know how to respond. I am not usually speechless. Not only is it a small town, but everyone knows I live with the police chief.
Shep+

 

[ok455]

In high school gym class i was playing around with this boy and i was standing behind him and his hand went back and touch my penis through my shorts and i was hard. He never said anything. I always wonder did he do it on purpose or a mistake