Epstein's client list, I'm going to take one for the team

[fabulouslyghetto]

Since nobody seems to care that our elected officials and Hollywood elite are a bunch of child rapists, I'm gonna put the bullet in the chamber but it's gonna be up to you guys to pull he trigger (in keeping with the gun theme of CE&P)

So here's my plan. I seduce a low level clerk and steal his keys.

Break into the courthouse at night and retrieve the client list.

I'll surely be killed in a hail of gunfire before I can make my exit

but not before I have a chance to tweet a copy of the list to everyone in the world. My sacrifice will be worth it. After I've done my part it's gonna be up to you guys to, I dunno, eat them or prosecute them or however such matters are handled. Just make sure I get a shoutout in the first press conference.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Come on I know I'm not the only one who wonders why that list hasn't seen the light of day. An optimistic friend supposes the reason is because there's an ongoing investigation and anticipates a major shakedown. I'm less than hopeful.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

How did this story fade from public discourse? Is there any odd chance some whistleblower could bring this list to the light of day? I've already heard some pretty wild names that are allegedly on it-- most shocking being Tom Hanks. On second thought, not that shocking, he looks like he'd be on the list.