Etiquette Question >> Open Flies...

[RedHawkk]

On AFV they were at this wedding and the best man was giving the speech they usually do. Well, his crotch area was right next to the grooms (The groom and bride were sitting down) and she pointed it out to her husband (They were whispering)

So after a few seconds into his speech, the groom grabs the bottom of the zipper and zips up his best mans' fly. The best mans response?

"That's what best-friends are for." Ahaha, it was hilarious. But yeah, I'd tell someone.

 

[koos01]

I would not go up to a stranger to tell him, but if you are dealing with this guy as a customer just tell him. I really cannot see how someone can be upset or angry! Perhaps slightly embarrassed - but preferable to walking around like that for the rest of the day. It really should not be a big deal.

 

[Ram]

Delicately pour extremely hot coffee on his groin or gently kick that area as hard as you can. You want to bring his attention to his pants without saying a word so that he can notice his zipper is down after the mind numbing pain has subsided.

Then ask for a tip or a written compliment. Like a true gentleman.

 

[sweetcar]

This question of etiquette brings to mind a few other instances on the proper course of action in other 'delicate' situations.

For instances how do you act or what do you say if a guy unexpectedly sticks his hand down his pants while your in a conversation?? I've been in situations where a friend has obviously put his hands into his underwear and was touching, itching or whatever, his 'junk'! Do you continue with the conversation as if nothing was happening? Do you discreatly look away while he's doing it? Or do you just take a good bold look trying to take in the sights??

Same thing if a guy answers the door in his underwear. Or if you visit a friend and he's just in the process of getting dressed and is taking his time while your with him...I've had friends who iron their clothes in their underwear or hang around the house getting ready to take a shower....

 

[LilBit]

If I saw a guy in public with his fly down, I'd reach in, pull his fun-parts out, and go to town.

 

[jdcnow]

^^ Only you, LilBit!

 

[theFallenGod]

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-05-06/features/sc-fam-0506-lifeskills-fly-down-20100506-16_1_fly-life-skills-gender

here's a handy guide

 

[LilBit]

^^ Only you, LilBit!

And that's why this world is such an unhappy place. We need more people who are willing to suck strangers' cocks in the street.