Ever FUCKED a shoe?

[TheTrish]

Hi! I once walked in on a guy FUCKING his shoe. hehe I went into a friend's room in college, and his roommate was on the floor, naked and humping. When he saw me and got up, I saw the shoe. I backed out without saying a word, I often wish now I had said something, "Let me help, big boy!' LOL

T

 

[sunshinesteve]

Sure, i spilled paint on a pair of suede loafers

 

[TaigaStar]

no, but I did tie a boot to my balls once to add a weight.

 

[topsport11]

Sure, i spilled paint on a pair of suede loafers

Stole the words right outta' my mouth

 

[gemini72]

Hi! I once walked in on a guy FUCKING his shoe. hehe I went into a friend's room in college, and his roommate was on the floor, naked and humping. When he saw me and got up, I saw the shoe. I backed out without saying a word, I often wish now I had said something, "Let me help, big boy!' LOL

T

what kind of shoe?? was his cock as thick as his ankle?? just trying to imagine how this works...

 

[atrophic_poker]

Maybe his partner had just stepped out.

 

[petereater]

fuck yes, not "in" to feet, but something about fucking the property of another guy without him knowing it is very hot. Especially if they are straight, good looking friends and they will never know that I did it. He he he, is that so wrong? And it is really great seeing them wear the shoes at some point after. Wow, that does sound really weird. Oh well!

 

[inner_voice]

no i haven't fucked a shoe
(i cant believe i am saying these words, LOL)

 

[HickyBoy]

So gross and weird !!!

 

[wascallywabbit]

No, but when I was a kid I snuck onto my hunky neighbor's porch one night and borrowed his ratty sneakers long enough to put them on and whack off. Wearing his sneaks was a huge turn on for some reason.

 

[TheTrish]

what kind of shoe?? was his cock as thick as his ankle?? just trying to imagine how this works...

Hi, gem! A tennis shoe.

Well, we've al been there, most of us have. hehe Where "the need" is so great, that ordinary things become toys. I've used a broom handle, a bottle, etc. LOL

T

 

[Frafilippolippi]

Not a shoe, but a pair of socks...

Being from a prison town, I'd heard of lots of ways to get off on your own. Most of them I never tried, or were just ridiculous. One that did work: take a pair of sweat socks, keep them together, fold them in half and then invert one over the other. It's just like regular sock folding, but longer. Put the socks between the mattress and box spring with the opening pointed out. Get on your knees, insert cock and bang away.

It's not really that satisfying, actually.

F.

 

[Twisly]

These boot are made for walking.

 

[reanimated]

Yes, they're made for walking only. I never did, and I do not intend to fuck a shoe.

 

[buzzj]

I've thought about this thread several times since I first read it! What the hell was he doing??

 

[gemini72]

i recently saw a vid where a guy put his "Fleshlight" in his shoe...i'll try to locate it on my hard drive.....

 

[closetkeis]

i recently saw a vid where a guy put his "Fleshlight" in his shoe...i'll try to locate it on my hard drive.....

Saw that and tried it too. Very hot!

 

[SwitchHit50]

Never did it IN a shoe, however I have a similar story to Dicklipschitz:

I've got a thing for womens feet as well. Many years ago my gf had a female roommate with the most gorgeous feet imaginable (well okay to ME anyway) Well, one day when no one else was there I borrowed one of high heel ankle strap ones and tossed a good sized load inside it. Wiped it around a bit to dry the cum out and put it back.
Still hot when I think about it...

 

[SwitchHit50]

Ummm sorta like a "solemate" eh??? LOL sorry,bad joke there DLS.
Couldn't resist that.
I always checked out a womans feet as soon as I could before I asked her out, if they were attractive that was great, if she wore CFM heels, that was better.

I see you're in the Tampa area, LUCKY YOU PAL!
All those bare and sandaled feet on the beach, I'd call it a foot freaks paradise. In Michigan I get eskimo boot shots most of the year.

Hey Trish, didn't mean to waylay your thread, but since I'm here, how are YOU with men who like your feet?

 

[CGHJ]

Being from a prison town, I'd heard of lots of ways to get off on your own. Most of them I never tried, or were just ridiculous.

For so many reasons, this is one of the most sublimely funny things I have ever read. I could write a paper on all the individual elements that work together to make that just a perfect combination of words. It would make a great opening for a novel.