Ever get caught looking at gay porn?

[fbrand12345]

i laughed when reading this post because I've done pretty much everything that you guys have done.

a) i was hooking up with a friend when my parents got back home (i expected them later) and I went to the door in just boxers and my excuse was that I was trying on clothes

b) there was a picture of me on the family computer that i completely forgot was there and when my friend was on it he found it (it was a low quality grainy pic of my backside so I freaked out along with him like I didn't know what it was cause you couldn't tell)

c) one time when my mom found a website in the web address bar i told her it was a virus or something and I'd fix it later

It's good to know that apparently everyone goes through things like this. I wish I almost got caught either w/ gfs or w/ str8 sites just cause that would be easier to pass off but my parents know nothing about the computer anyway so it's all good

 

[Reprobate]

wow.... ive always been fascinated by two brothers being gay....

i know it sounds weird, im just curious of how it happens.

My brother is bi, when I called him tell him I was bi (I think I have fallen off the fence now BTW) he replied by saying "oh.... what a coincidence I have been trying to call you to tell you that I am bi. It was an interesting conversation but in reality nobody was surprised when he came out (well, some of us were like, you like girls?).

As far as getting caught with gay porn, yes while viewing the forum on some site that has gay porn ads all over the place last night when my 18 year old son walked in the room, I told him I just read the articles.

 

[guy123]

Funny thing is about 90% of the porn i watch is gay, while only 10% is straight, and lucky for me, when i got caught by my dad, it was straight
Against the odds and much easier to explain

 

[pinkrose]

yeah I was caught jerking off once

 

[loadjunkie]

It wasn't porn, but when I was younger, an International Male catalogue came to my house by mistake and it 8 pages of underwear pics (mostly briefs, jocks, etc) plus the rest of it had some really hot guys in it.

Those 8 pages were my jerkoff material for years.

My mom cleaned my room (is was always a mess), and left it on top of the "trash or not" stack. Even though there was little chance she would have made a definitive association about me being attracted to men, I threw it away.....

I still miss it.

 

[jamie_01930]

About two years before I came out , my daughter found a email that i thought I had closed. It was from another married guy going through what I was. I am not sure exactly what was said in the email but it wasn't too hard for her to figure out her dad was gay.

I came out to my wife of 36+ yrs and told the kids. I am now a divorced guy living with his boyfriend. daughter and son are okay with it..

 

[nocturnallife22]

A few years ago I was on my mothers computer and had no idea it saved entries into search engines (yeah, I was bad at computers then) and I searched for "jacking off"

I told her that one of my friends said something about it and I didn't know what it meant so I was looking it up.
I don't know if she believed me.

 

[blackbeltninja]

i played that same damn thing from ebaumsworld, and thank god nobody was there, but i think the neighbors heard me above though.

This is a hijack, but related... We had a similar one which we used to prank our friend in another office in my department here in the university with. We prank each other all the time. Emailed it to him during lunch and turned up his speakers which he always left on since they were behind a mound of junk on his desk. The girls in his office knew about it and they were giving us updates via ICQ - "he's checking his mail" and "he's on the phone" and "ooh - he's just found it and is going to play it" so we bolted down the corridor to listen.

Unfortunately, there was a small study group meeting outside their office in the general area which we hadn't counted on, and so everyone got a good laugh at his expense. Because it came through so loudly, he nearly fell off his chair.

Damn, it was funny.

He got us back, though - faked an email with an email prank program from The powers that Be at the university saying they wanted to meet to discuss our internet usage. Knowing that we were downloading tons of illegal audio files and had loads of suspect material on our machines there, we all pissed ourselves with our nerves. He had us going for whole day before admitting it was him, the bastard...

-d-

 

[Danugh]

I had this roomate he was straight. We never talked about girls.

Then one day i was on this gay site not porn just a gay website. My computer froze and he got up to go do something and when he was coming back he saw my screen. You can imagine my horror. He didnt say anything to me about it. However, a few minutes later out of the blue he starts talking about girls telling me how he cant wait to get back home and bone this hot chick and how there are so many sexy girls on campus? I was like why the hell is he telling me this, i figure he is trying to tell me without telling me that he is straight and not interested but ok with the fact that i find guys hot.

The weird thing is that you would think he would change certain things. He still slept in his underware. When he showered he would change in the room and dry off revealing his hot straight man body and sometimes he would put his legs in such a way that i could see right up his shorts. If i didnt know any better id think that he was trying to seduce me.


He has a sexy nipple and sometimes i watch him sleep and i wanna kiss him and suck on his nipple but i refrain from doing so as he is bigger than me so i would not want an ass whipping.

One time i woke up and he was sleeping naked with the comforter was off him and that led to the 5th most embarassing experience of my life.

He was just there sleeping naked and he had a woody , who knows what he was dreaming about. So i was watching him sleep all naked and hard and then i got hard. So i walked over to his bed and stood over him. Then i put my hand in my pants and pulled out my erect penis. I proceeded to start jerking off while looking at him. 10 minutes later and just as i am about to shoot my load his eyes open and he sees what i am doing.

 

[GoodbyeSobriety]

OH COME ON MAN!
You CAN'T stop NOW!
THEN what???????

LoLz!

1) In highschool, I used to drive my friend home from school and we'd hang out at my place. At first it was only jerking eachother off, then gradually progressed to sucking. One time I had the light off in my room, and my dad was supposed to be at work. He came home, and normally I can hear the garage door bang and clunk around when it opens- not this time. My dad was a fucking stealthy ninja assassin, and he walks into my room, flips on the light, and sees me and my friend 69ing. He leaves the door open and light on, and walks away. Balls.

2) I had my own bedroom in my old house, the computer was opposite side of the room from my window. (Window was behind me when I sit at my computer) One afternoon my friends came over without letting me know. I was looking at gay porn online, did my thing, came, wiped myself clean. As soon as I turned the moniter off, the screen goes black, and I see the window's reflection of 2 people looking in my window. How fucking dramatic and shitty is THAT?

3) This doesn't count, but I made my own water bong one night and smoked in my room, blowing the smoke out the window. Umm... I guess I passed out, because the next thing I know my mom is waking me up asking me what "that thing" was. We both knew one thing, that I was fucked.

Hope you had some laughs, I sure do now that I look back on it. Good stories all, ttyl.

 

[JOHN B]

there is a similar thread to this that I posted on many months ago, so instead of retyping it here, here is the link to my response
http://justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=84665&highlight=most+embarrasing

 

[Lostlover]

Anybody else? I so love reading these stories .

 

[TygreBryte]

DaMind Candy -- hilarious stories.

 

[FruitSnacks]

My old desktop wasn't the most stable computer, but it did the job. This one time, when I was porning/doing homework, my dad walked in WITHOUT KNOCKING THE FUCKING DOOR. I hurried to close the porn window but the computer decided to freeze right then and there, I thought I was going to die from a heart attack. He saw and asked me to explain, then I whipped out the most amazing excuse ever.

I was doing Art History hw, the Greek chapters, and obviously ,there were nude figures and such. Luckily, the porn I was looking at was relevant to the subject, they were artistic black and white nudes so I said it was for homework. I guess he bought it because he let me off the hook pretty easily.

 

[pkermiver]

First time I was caught by my mom when I was 13 or so. She found a bunch of gay sites in the internet history. I had a really awkward conversation with her. She asked if I was gay, I think I responded that I was just curious, wondering how gay sex worked, but I wasn't gay.

Second time was by my ex-g/f. I had some program I used to view pictures, and if you opened it up by itself (without opening a specific picture) the last picture you viewed would pop up. Well, the last picture I viewed happened to be 3 guys in a train fuck. I was standing over her shoulder when she did it, so I just quickly stepped in front of her and closed the pic. I'm still not sure exactly what she saw, but she didn't really say anything about it.

In college I almost got caught multiple times by roommates. I was always really paranoid though, I'd make sure I lock the door, and turn the screen away from the door, and never actually remove my pants. There were probably at least 10 times that I had to quickly turn off the monitor, and put my dick back in my pants in the time my roomies took to unlock the door.

On a noteable occasion, I just came right before the lock began to turn. I was able to get the monitor off, and my dick back in my pants, but I failed to zip them before he came in. I was able to use my shirt to cover the fact, and shoved my hands in my pockets to hold my pants up, and walked to the bathroom to clean up & zip up.

 

[su0iruc]

First time I was caught with gay porn was by my sister. I was using Limewire and I guess I forgot I was downloading porn. She went to go download a song and saw something like "hot gay college threesome" or something like that and she freaked out. Wasn't ready to come out to her at the time so I told her it was curiosity.

My parents have caught me with both straight and gay porn. My dad was adding new videos from his camera and he saw the "recently added" videos. He then told my mom. I got a long speech from her, I had the chance to come out her to her, but I didn't. Told her it was curiosity too. Me and my dad don't really talk so that subject is never brought up.

 

[FullMonty]

Anybody else? I so love reading these stories .

Agreed

bump

 

[ejbonk]

My brother is bi, when I called him tell him I was bi (I think I have fallen off the fence now BTW) he replied by saying "oh.... what a coincidence I have been trying to call you to tell you that I am bi. It was an interesting conversation but in reality nobody was surprised when he came out (well, some of us were like, you like girls?).

As far as getting caught with gay porn, yes while viewing the forum on some site that has gay porn ads all over the place last night when my 18 year old son walked in the room, I told him I just read the articles.

I can beat that one. It's 3am,I'm in my home office. It's raining outside and my 9yr old son withhis sisters 7 and 3 walk in behind you because their scared of lightining and thunder.Right there for all to see a clip of rights of winter playing with the hot 3 way.

 

[KismetChild]

I got caught looking at porn by my dad... he's like, "Don't lie, I know what porn looks like."

He never asked me about it till later.

*Kismet*

 

[Frafilippolippi]

Listening to all of these stories of guys getting caught by having their family intercept their internet use makes me happy I'm a fogey who left home pre-internet.

My wife doesn't mind my gay porn use as long as I clean up the evidence when I'm done. Every once in a while she'll say "Why is there a movie called Juicy Gay Fuck on our laptop?"