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Ever have a wet fart at the office?

Vanman said:
LOL....I had beef and broccoli from my favorite chinese place,for lunch.So far so good.....:D

I don't like all these threads stealing my thunder...;)
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don't worry hon, with your beef and broccoli lunch i'm pretty sure you'll have plenty of 'thunder' to go around. :mrgreen:
 
there's a fine line between a wet fart...and...shit your drawers....

i have had occasions
 
There's been several close calls, but I've made it to the toilet.

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Not at work, but I just recently did

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so I'm really sick with food poisoning right? waking up like every hour of sleep. so I'm almost asleep for what feels like I might sleep more than an hour! I'm stoked. I'm really excited to fall asleep in like 8 seconds. What happens? I fart. And shit my pants. Really bad liquid style. It ruined my boxers which are now in the trash, got on my new jeans I bought fucking two days ago, AND it's on my bright yellow blanket. *sigh*
 
thisisinteresting said:
Not at work, but I just recently did

TMI WARNING STOP READING THIS POST LOL

so I'm really sick with food poisoning right? waking up like every hour of sleep. so I'm almost asleep for what feels like I might sleep more than an hour! I'm stoked. I'm really excited to fall asleep in like 8 seconds. What happens? I fart. And shit my pants. Really bad liquid style. It ruined my boxers which are now in the trash, got on my new jeans I bought fucking two days ago, AND it's on my bright yellow blanket. *sigh*
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Ugh! Dirty Bastard.

Anyhoo's - we've had some 'guests' at the office; they're provided with fancy 'baguettes' filled with a variety of fillings. They all go home - job done. The receptionist phones my desk to say 'Noni - free sarnies in the kitchen!' - and oh, what wonderous delight - Prawn, ham, rare beef and brouchettes.

Anyway - to cut a long story short, I cracked one out at the urinal that would have made Hurricane Katrina blush - and then out of one of the cubicals steps the guy I've been trying to hit on for the last 2 months.

Moral of the story? If you're gonna crack a wet-one, go outside; You never know who is listening.
 
It ruined my boxers which are now in the trash, got on my new jeans I bought fucking two days ago, AND it's on my bright yellow blanket. *sigh*
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You do know you can wash your clothes, right?

You just put the shitty stuff in cold water and it will lift it right out.

How do you think people used to deal with diapers, sweetie?
 
rareboy said:
You do know you can wash your clothes, right?

You just put the shitty stuff in cold water and it will lift it right out.

How do you think people used to deal with diapers, sweetie?
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Nah, trust me. A light colored pair of boxers with shit stains are NOT going to come out by the time I find 8 quarters to do laundry. It wasn't like shitting my pants, it was more like pissing my pants. Out of my ass. My frustration was merely at the situation, not the loss of a single pair of boxers. They were a little bit old and getting holes in them, so they'd have to go soon enough once they snagged and ripped more.

God I love this stomach flu. Last night was the first night I actually slept more than an hour at a time.
 
POOP THREAD!! POOP THREAD!! :=D::=D::gogirl::gogirl::gogirl::gogirl:


Joshua_me said:
Hmm, can't say as I have...

I once experienced vaginal dryness in church, though.
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Vaginal dryness, you say?

I recommend this product, dear:

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It's never left me......

wait for it.....






high and dry.

:p :lol:
 
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